Exam Sms - DocTors After operation

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">DocTors After operation..<br /><br />and <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD3">students</span> after examzz have same thing to say…..<br />V tried our best….<br /><br />right nw..<br />v cant <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD2">say anything</span>,aap dua kren..</div>

Exam Sms - DocTors After operation

DocTors After operation.. and students after examzz have same thing to say….. V tried our best…. right nw.. v cant say anything ,aap dua kr...

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Exam Sms - Tamam Students ko mukhlisana

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Tamam Students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata hai k wo apne Results aane se pehle<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Ghar ki sab,<br /> Chapallen,<br />Belts,<br />Pipes,<br />Wires,<br />Bat,<br />Jharu,<br />& Wiper,<br />Chupa dein…! :-D<br /> A <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD3">Student Service</span> Msg from “students welfare association”<br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - Tamam Students ko mukhlisana

Tamam Students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata hai k wo apne Results aane se pehle . . . Ghar ki sab, Chapallen, Belts, Pipes, Wir...

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Exam Sms - Ye Soch k Hum ne Exam

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Ye Soch k Hum ne Exam k Dinon Mai Bachi Phansai FARAZ,<br /> .<br />.<br /> K<br /> .<br />.<br /> Har Kamyabi k Peeche Aurat ka Haath Hota Hai. :-)<br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - Ye Soch k Hum ne Exam

Ye Soch k Hum ne Exam k Dinon Mai Bachi Phansai FARAZ, . . K . . Har Kamyabi k Peeche Aurat ka Haath Hota Hai. :-)

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Exam Sms - Sahab apka kutta

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Naukar: Sahab apka kutta to admi jesa dikhta hai kya khilate ho?<br /><br /> Sahab: Kamine ye kutta nahi hai mera beta hai engineering ker raha hai<br />abi exam chal rhe hain.<br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - Sahab apka kutta

Naukar: Sahab apka kutta to admi jesa dikhta hai kya khilate ho? Sahab: Kamine ye kutta nahi hai mera beta hai engineering ker raha hai...

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Exam Sms - Ye padh lena

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Ye padh lena<br />important hy … Exam mein<br />pakka pucha jaye ga<br /> .<br /> 1.Roll no<br />2.Exam<br />3.Date<br />4.Subject<br /> Ab thanks bol kr rulaaye<br />ga kia?<br /> Anything 4 u dude … ;-><br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - Ye padh lena

Ye padh lena important hy … Exam mein pakka pucha jaye ga . 1.Roll no 2.Exam 3.Date 4.Subject Ab thanks bol kr rulaaye ga kia? Anyth...

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Exam Sms - issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,<br /><br />issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,<br /><br /> cheating karwaney sey wo fail aur pappoo pass ho gya <br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya

issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya, issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya, cheating karwaney sey wo fail aur pappoo pass ho gya ...

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Exam Sms - jab b paper attempt kar

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> jab b paper attempt kar k uthney lago to dua manga karo k<br /><br /> “Ya Allah jis k pass mera paper jaye uss kee biwi maekey gaye ho, uss k<br /><br />bachey bahar khailney ghaye hon aur ussey checking k waqt koi bill<br />wasool na ho”<br />Ameen <br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - jab b paper attempt kar

jab b paper attempt kar k uthney lago to dua manga karo k “Ya Allah jis k pass mera paper jaye uss kee biwi maekey gaye ho, uss k bach...

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Exam Sms - Examz se 1 month pehle

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Examz se 1 month pehle aane wale 1st ashray ki dua: Ae Allah aaj se<br />padhne ka irada kr rha hn, meri madad krna <br /> <br />2nd ashre ki dua:<br />Allah jo sawal mein yaad kron sirf wo imthan me aaye’n<br /><br /> Aakhri ashre ki dua:<br />Ae Allah is bar pass kra de agli bar khoob dil laga k parho’n ga.. ;-> <br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - Examz se 1 month pehle

Examz se 1 month pehle aane wale 1st ashray ki dua: Ae Allah aaj se padhne ka irada kr rha hn, meri madad krna 2nd ashre ki dua: Allah ...

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Exam Sms - Cheating in exams

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Cheating in exams is <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD5">the best exercise</span><br />for your reflexes,<br />your eyes roll to see the answer <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD2">sheet of</span> your seatmate!<br />Your ears become sensitive,<br />even to the softest whispers to get what your<br />seatmate says!<br />Your neck <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD10">stretches</span> either ways to<br />search for clues!<br />Your hand copies the answer<br />faster than ever!<br />Your feet kicks the chair of<br />your <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD9">classmate</span> to let him/her know<br />that you want to copy!<br />It’s the best way to make urself healthy,<br />so ROCK ON Yoo CHEATERS!;-) </div>

Exam Sms - Cheating in exams

Cheating in exams is the best exercise for your reflexes, your eyes roll to see the answer sheet of your seatmate! Your ears become sensiti...

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Exam Sms - Paper Se Pehle Ki

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Paper Se Pehle Ki<br />“DUA” <br /> . <br /> . <br /> . <br /> . <br /> . <br /> . <br /> . <br /> . <br /> Ya ALLAH !!<br />Is Baar Pass<br />Kara De<br />Next Time<br />Zaruur Parhoonga … ;-> <br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - Paper Se Pehle Ki

Paper Se Pehle Ki “DUA” . . . . . . . . Ya ALLAH !! Is Baar Pass Kara De Next Time Zaruur Parhoonga … ;->

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Exam Sms - oye hoye papers khatam

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> “\(‘,’)/”<br />)(<br />(“\_ <br /> (‘,’)<br />_/)(\_<br />_/”/_ <br /> “\(‘,’)/”<br />)(<br />_\”\_ <br /> At last Exams Are Over! <br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - oye hoye papers khatam

“\(‘,’)/” )( (“\_ (‘,’) _/)(\_ _/”/_ “\(‘,’)/” )( _\”\_ At last Exams Are Over!

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Exam Sms - Class Rooms R Like Train from 1st bench to last bench

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Class Rooms R Like Train<br /><br /> 1st 2 Bench R <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD4">Executive Coaches</span><br /><span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD4"> </span> <br /> Reserved For VIP<br /><br /> Middle 2 R General Compartment<br /><br /> N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!<br /><br />Class Rooms R Like Train<br /><br /> 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches<br /><br /> Reserved For VIP<br /><br /> Middle 2 R General Compartment<br /><br /> N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !! <br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - Class Rooms R Like Train from 1st bench to last bench

Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches   Reserved For VIP Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class...

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Exam Sms - itney bharam tootey

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> itney bharam tootey they ik aur bharam toot gya,<br /><br /> ussee subject pas huwa jis ka <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD8">paper</span> mujh sey chooot gya <br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - itney bharam tootey

itney bharam tootey they ik aur bharam toot gya, ussee subject pas huwa jis ka paper mujh sey chooot gya

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Exam Sms - Exams Qareeb Hyn

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Fiza0′n Mein Goonj Rahi Hyn RATTAY<br />Lgane Ki Awaazei’n. . .<br /><br /> Lagta Hy Nalaiq0′n k Exams Qareeb<br />Hyn … =P =D<br /><br /> Dedicated To<br />Pakistan k Mehanti Students ;-><br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - Exams Qareeb Hyn

Fiza0′n Mein Goonj Rahi Hyn RATTAY Lgane Ki Awaazei’n. . . Lagta Hy Nalaiq0′n k Exams Qareeb Hyn … =P =D Dedicated To Pakistan k Mehan...

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Exam Sms - Coolest Thing About an Examination Hall

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Whats the Coolest Thing;<br />About an Examination Hall??<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Its The Only Place Where;<br />Boys can Openly Say to a Girl:<br /> “KUCH TO DIKHA DO..” =O =D =P<br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - Coolest Thing About an Examination Hall

Whats the Coolest Thing; About an Examination Hall?? . . . ? . . . Its The Only Place Where; Boys can Openly Say to a Girl: “KUCH TO DI...

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Exam Sms - Taras Ata Hai Mujhe

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Taras Ata Hai Mujhe Apni Masoom c Palkon Per……<br /><br /> Jab Wo Bheeg K Kehti Hain K Hum Se Ab or parha Nahi Jata.. ;->)<br /><br /> Dedicated 2 all Dukhi Student<br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - Taras Ata Hai Mujhe

Taras Ata Hai Mujhe Apni Masoom c Palkon Per…… Jab Wo Bheeg K Kehti Hain K Hum Se Ab or parha Nahi Jata.. ;->) Dedicated 2 all Dukh...

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Exam Sms - Bahut Dard Hota Hai Jab

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Bahut Dard Hota Hai Jab<br />Teacher Bolta Hai Ki Tumhara<br />Or Tumhare Aage Waale Ka<br /><span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD9">Answer</span> Ek Hai…<br />Tab Dil Se Aawaz Aati Hai<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />To Saale Sawaal Bhi To<br />Ek Hi Tha</div>

Exam Sms - Bahut Dard Hota Hai Jab

Bahut Dard Hota Hai Jab Teacher Bolta Hai Ki Tumhara Or Tumhare Aage Waale Ka Answer Ek Hai… Tab Dil Se Aawaz Aati Hai . . . To Saale Sawaa...

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Exam Sms - Exam Break Up

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> The <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD8">Shortest</span> Relationship<br />Ever Is Between<br />Students & Books . . .<br /> They Commit 0ne Day<br />Before Exam<br />&<br />After Exam Break Up ! ! =P =D<br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - Exam Break Up

The Shortest Relationship Ever Is Between Students & Books . . . They Commit 0ne Day Before Exam & After Exam Break Up ! ! =P ...

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Exam Sms - Examination Hall

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Which is the most beautiful <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD2">feeling</span> in the world ??<br /> .<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /> When you try 2 look at your <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD6">friend</span> and you find that your<br />friend is already looking at you .<br /> Location : <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD3">Examination</span> Hall :D ;)<br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - Examination Hall

Which is the most beautiful feeling in the world ?? . . . . When you try 2 look at your friend and you find that your friend is alre...

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Exam Sms - hyeee paper

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Chitta kurta…. otton lal pholl karhai da<br /> <br />wah wah<br /><br /> Chitta kurta otton lal phol karhai da<br /><br /> 1 sjna di yad standi otton season parhai da:<br />:-(;-(:-(<br />hyeee paper<br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - hyeee paper

Chitta kurta…. otton lal pholl karhai da wah wah Chitta kurta otton lal phol karhai da 1 sjna di yad standi otton season parhai da: ...

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Exam Sms - You write the exam a

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Moment of relief<br /> You write <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD1">the exam</span> and finish it expecting 80% marks and when result<br />comes …..u fail<br /> And then realising that<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /> ..<br />.<br /> .<br />.<br />.<br /> .<br /> <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD4">it was a dream</span>..<br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - You write the exam a

Moment of relief You write the exam and finish it expecting 80% marks and when result comes …..u fail And then realising that . . . ...

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Exam Sms - teacher wont ever understand our fEelings

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Why we sometimes write “etc” in exams?..because it means.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />E-End of<br />T-Thinking<br />C-Capacity<br /> but teacher won’t ever understand our fEelings… ;-><br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - teacher wont ever understand our fEelings

Why we sometimes write “etc” in exams?..because it means. . . . . . . E-End of T-Thinking C-Capacity but teacher won’t ever understand ...

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Exam Sms - Want to be 1st in your class

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Want to be 1st in your class..??<br /> Here are some TIPS :<br /><br /> > Wake up everyday at 5 am…. :O<br /><br />> Drink Tea or Coffe….:O<br /><br />> Go to your class at 6 am…. :O<br /><br /> And<br /> Nobody will be there in your class..!! ;)<br /><br /> So, You are 1st in class..!! :P<br /> Think Different !!<br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - Want to be 1st in your class

Want to be 1st in your class..?? Here are some TIPS : > Wake up everyday at 5 am…. :O > Drink Tea or Coffe….:O > Go to your c...

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Exam Sms - Plz Hide ur Answer Sheet

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">The <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD7">Funniest</span> Situation in Student<br />Life:<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />When U have No idea what to<br />Write in the Paper & the Examiner<br />Comes & Says,<br />“Plz Hide ur Answer Sheet”</div>

Exam Sms - Plz Hide ur Answer Sheet

The Funniest Situation in Student Life: . . . . . . . . . When U have No idea what to Write in the Paper & the Examiner Comes & Say...

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Exam Sms - Roz rotay huay kehti hay jawani

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Roz rotay huay kehti hay jawani mujh ko<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Ek Degree ki khatir mjhay barbad na kr..;-)<br /> (A public service msg by dukhi students)<br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - Roz rotay huay kehti hay jawani

Roz rotay huay kehti hay jawani mujh ko . . . . . Ek Degree ki khatir mjhay barbad na kr..;-) (A public service msg by dukhi students) ...

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Exam Sms - Ek Din Jab Wo Humse Mile to

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Ek Din Jab Wo Humse Mile to<br />Bole;<br />Kya Humein Yaad karte ho..?<br /> Ab Unhe kOn Btaye k Yaad krna Itna Asaan hota,<br />to..<br /> Hum Apni Class mein top Na<br />Kar Lete..!! <br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - Ek Din Jab Wo Humse Mile to

Ek Din Jab Wo Humse Mile to Bole; Kya Humein Yaad karte ho..? Ab Unhe kOn Btaye k Yaad krna Itna Asaan hota, to.. Hum Apni Class mein ...

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Exam Sms - woman age, and man salary

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Never Ask:<br /> A Woman Her Age..!<br />.<br />A Man, His Salary..!!<br />.<br />And… Now-A-Days…<br />.<br />..<br />A Student , His Percentage..!!<br />.<br />..<br />It Hurts.! :/<br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - woman age, and man salary

Never Ask: A Woman Her Age..! . A Man, His Salary..!! . And… Now-A-Days… . .. A Student , His Percentage..!! . .. It Hurts.! :/ ...

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Exam Sms - kisi aisi jgha ka name

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name<br />btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap<br />akely feel karty ho..<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Student :<span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD10">examination</span> hall..:-p</div>

Exam Sms - kisi aisi jgha ka name

Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap akely feel karty ho.. . . . . . . . . . . Student : examination hall..:-p

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Exam Sms - NAIKI kr k aese bhol jaya kro

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> ~Sunehri Baat~<br /><br /> NAIKI kr k aese bhol jaya kro….<br /><br /> …Jese log…<br /><br /> RESULT dekh kr hansna bhol jate hain.. ;-) :-D<br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - NAIKI kr k aese bhol jaya kro

~Sunehri Baat~ NAIKI kr k aese bhol jaya kro…. …Jese log… RESULT dekh kr hansna bhol jate hain.. ;-) :-D

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Exam Sms - 1 Larkey ne apney friend ko

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">1 Larkey ne apney <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD9">friend</span> ko kaha k mera <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD4">result check</span> karo aur ghar aa<br />ker mujhey batana. Merey father bhi merey sath houn gay. Agar mein<br />one paper mein fail hua tou kehna “Muslim kehtey hain “Assalam-o-<br />Alaikum”, Agar 2 paper mein failed hua tou kehna “Muslimeen kehtey hain<br />Assalam-o- Alaikum”.<br />..<br />..<br />..<br />Jab friend result dekh ker aaya tou oss ne kaha “Ummat-e- Muslima kehti hai Assalam-o- Alaikum”<br />:-D |D 8-P :P B)</div>

Exam Sms - 1 Larkey ne apney friend ko

1 Larkey ne apney friend ko kaha k mera result check karo aur ghar aa ker mujhey batana. Merey father bhi merey sath houn gay. Agar mein ...

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Exam Sms - exam ending

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">when u dont write anything in <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD2">exam</span> then write this in the end of the<br />paper “aik do char karo is garib ko pass karo” OR WRITE “agar mard<br />ka bacha hai to mujhe pass karo” </div>

Exam Sms - exam ending

when u dont write anything in exam then write this in the end of the paper “aik do char karo is garib ko pass karo” OR WRITE “agar ma...

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Exam Sms - Dost agr exm me fail hota

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Dost agr exm. me fail hota hai to dukh hota hai<br />but<br />Dost agar Top kr jaye to usse kahi zyada dukh hota h na<br />Its true na</div>

Exam Sms - Dost agr exm me fail hota

Dost agr exm. me fail hota hai to dukh hota hai but Dost agar Top kr jaye to usse kahi zyada dukh hota h na Its true na

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Exam Sms - Silence and Smile

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Silence<br />is the Best <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD7">Answer</span> For All Questions!<br /><br /> Smile<br />is the Best Reaction In All Situations!<br /><br /> Unfortunately<br />Both Never Help In<br /><br /> Nikah,Interview n Exams…d:-p<br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - Silence and Smile

Silence is the Best Answer For All Questions! Smile is the Best Reaction In All Situations! Unfortunately Both Never Help In Nikah,I...

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Exam Sms - RESULT AA GAYA

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">RESULT AA GAYA..<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Ye 3 Words, Haste Khelte Insaan Ki Ek Pal Mai Duniya<br />Ujaad Sakte Hain..</div>

Exam Sms - RESULT AA GAYA

RESULT AA GAYA.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Ye 3 Words, Haste Khelte Insaan Ki Ek Pal Mai Duniya Ujaad Sakte Hain..

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Exam Sms - Ye tanha Udaas raaten

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Ye tanha Udaas raaten,<br /><br /> mera kamra<br />ye tanhai or ye kitaaben..!<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Tashreeh:-<br />Is shair mai poet ka kal paper hey or usay parhty huy mout aa rhe ha<br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - Ye tanha Udaas raaten

Ye tanha Udaas raaten, mera kamra ye tanhai or ye kitaaben..! . . . Tashreeh:- Is shair mai poet ka kal paper hey or usay parhty huy mo...

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Exam Sms - Sheela Ki Jawani Song

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Dad Caught His Son <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD4">Watching</span> Sheela Ki Jawani Song..<br /><br /> Dad: Padhaai kar Le Beta. Sheela Toh Exams Ke Baad Bhi Jawan Rahegi..<br /> </div></div>

Exam Sms - Sheela Ki Jawani Song

Dad Caught His Son Watching Sheela Ki Jawani Song.. Dad: Padhaai kar Le Beta. Sheela Toh Exams Ke Baad Bhi Jawan Rahegi..

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Exam Sms - exam result feeling happy

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">A Girl updated her status:<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />“2 day is mey result,, i um vary mucah hape..”<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />I Commented: I can tell your English result right now… </div>

Exam Sms - exam result feeling happy

A Girl updated her status: . . . . “2 day is mey result,, i um vary mucah hape..” . . . . . . I Commented: I can tell your English result ri...

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