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Na Din Ko Light… Na Raat Ko Light…Wa wa wa! . Na Din Ko Light… Na Raat Ko Light… Go_OD NIGHT. ~ .G^_^D NIGHT …
Jaante ho? Raat mein Sabse Zyada MAZA Kab Aata hai? Jab kisi SOUTEY hue ko JAGA kar poOcha jaye K..?? Mere sms mil Rahe Hain Na? :-P Gud Night …
(@,,@ )“(-)”ye kia abi tak jag rhy ho ?aankhe bnd kro !(~,,@ )” (-) ”1 nahi dusri b..!(~ ,, ~)“(-)”ShabaSh“Good night “…
DAAG tere daman k dhule na dhule Nekiyan tere tarazo me tule na tule Aj hi gunahon se kr tauba Kiya pta kal teri ankh khule na khule.~Good Night ~ …
I wish tum khwab mai..Kisi weeran haweli mai na ho..Tmhe sotey mai na lgy k bed pe saanp hai..Tmhry kaan mai koi keera na jai..Zra socho!Beech ma ankh khule to safad kapron ma ksi ko na dekhon i realy…
Teri Qasam HumAbi Tak Soe Nahi Rone Ko Dil Kerta Hai Per Hum Roye Nahi Yaad Na Karen Tum Ko Aur So Jaen Itne Bewafa Abi Tak Hum Huwe Nahi.Good Night …
Ek Din Guriya mujhe Se Boli Kya Wo Tum Ho? Jo Mere Kano Se Lag kar Apni GazlainApni Nazmain Keh Jata Hai Phir Main Bola! Han Main Wohi HooN, Phir Wo Boli! Bohat Buray Ho,Bohat Buray Ho. Neend Ura …
Ek kahawat hy. “kanjos dosto se neend behtar hy”so GOOD NIGHT. :-) …
Itni aadat c ho gai hy ab to meri neend ko b,K utarti hi nhi aankon me jab tak mehv-e-kalam na ho tum se..…
Agr tum gungunao tohamen ? nend ajaye, Gazal koi sunao tohamen ? nend ajaye Suno…Yeh roshni aankhun me chubhne si lagi hai ab, Charagon ko ?ujhao tohamen ? nend ajaye Kbi fursat mily to tum hamary…
Dunia.!!. Walo.. * (‘.’). _/| |\_ ‘|’[]“”"” Me son lgan meri juti koi na chukke GOOD NIGHT: …
Sun Is Switched Off! Stars Are Switched On! Blue Sky Goes Off And Black Sky Comes In! So A Cool Night Is Coming! Go To Bed! And Sleep Well. …
Ikhtiyar-e-Tarannum SeTabassum Ki Roshni KoJala Dena Jaani Main Sonay Ja Raha…Hoon, Subha Sehri Mein YaadSe Utha Dena Gud Nyt … =P …
O Moon Go Slowly ..O Beautiful Birds Dont Make Noise ..O My Heart Beat Silently ..Because My Friend Is Going To Sleep ..-Gud Nite ..;-) …
Ab So Jao k SapneIntizaar Kerty Hyn Theek Nahi Yun Khwabo’n…Se Dushmani Kerna . . .! G o . 0 dN i g H t :) …
Poetry Of The Nite . Tera … Hone Laga Hoon . . Khooo Ne Laga Hoon . . Baqi Kal Sunaoun Ga . Ab Me Soney Laga Hoon.. Gud Nite..Sweet Dreamz.. ;-> …
!!!! True Story !!!! Ek Dafa Ka Zikar HaiMain Raat Ko Apne Bistar Pe Leta Hua ThaK Achanak...........Mujhe Neend Aa Gaye =P Good Night.. …
Shab-e-Aawaargi Hum Jese Logon Se Hi Qayam Hy Warna. . ....Kitna Ajeeb Sa Lagta Hy Sar-E-Shaam So Jana. . . G 0_() dN i G h T . . . …
~?~Khuda ka Shukar Hy k Aansoo Be-Rang Hote Hyn.. Warna Raato’n ko Bheeg Jaane Wale Takiye Bohat Raaz Khol Diya Kerte ~?~ Shab Ba’Khair …
Ye Sub Rastey Ke Saathi HanInhain Akher Bicharna Hai Chalo Ab Ghar Chalein Saga Boht Awaargi Kar Li….!goooood nigHt…
Mujhy neend ki ijazat bhi us ki yaado’n se leni parti hy, “” Jo khud tou so jata hy mujhy karwato’n mein chorrh kar … !! …
Ay Raat Sony Dy Yun Tang Na Kiya Kar. Bekar Sawalon Main yun Paband Na Kiya Kar. Is ke Siwa or bhi Zamany K Kaam Hain, Tu Mere KhayalatBe-Dhang Na Kiya Kar. Dunya Main Aur Log bhi Basty Hain Tanha…
Don’t ever give up when u r down,it doesn’t matter if u fall many times, just remember that each time u fall,i’ll never let u reach the ground,trust me, i will always be around. Good Night …
”Mujh Pr Aik Ehsan Krna................Neend Arhi Hy Pareshan Na Karna…Go_0D NighT !Sw33T DreamZ;)…
All You Need To Succeed With Excellence.All You Need For A Great Day.All You Need For A Better Tomorrow,Is A Good Sleep At Night.A Fresh Mind, Can Conquer The World.I Wish You A Good Night.Sleep Well.…
I Am Going To Bed Soon.If You Need Me,Feel Free To Call.My Teddy bear Will Be Taking Messages Seeing As He Sleeps During TheDay. Thank You And Goodnight. …
The night sky is lovely andthe moon light is beautiful.Just like the times when yousmile and brighten up my life.I love you so much.Wish u First Good Night 2014Have a sweet Dreams…
As nite falls upon the land,it is time 2 Zz again.With the moon hangin in the starlit sky,i”m here to wish U Good Night!Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight”…
“Good Morning” With The Name Of | .+’”; w ‘; ‘;‘+.+;’ ; ; ; ‘+. .+”+. .+ . Hv a nice day!! …
I ME MYSELF YESME I,TRULYMADLYDEEPLYHOPELESSLYREALLYPURELYHONESTLYWARMLYDEARLYTOTALLYWANTED TO WISH U! Good Morning …o_O&Have A Nice Day …
IHaveTheSimplestTaste, , , , IAmAlwaysSatisfiedWithTheBest. :-) Go_Od Morning.. …
“Sub” MiL Kr KroHahahaha ArAy bAbA Kro Na“HA” (smiLe) Tum sUb “Ha” kRO Gay To aPun kO achA Lgay gA. Or Tum sUb kI “Ha” Hi sE To Apu Ki“SUBAH” (Morning) Hoti hAi. . .^G(“)(“)D M()RNING^ ?keEp Sm…
The Most Humble Statement “I m NOTHINGWithout ALLAH” & The Most Powerful Statement is “With ALLAH,I Can Do EVERYTHING” Good Morning (:nStay Blessed …
Aik Zamana Tha Jab Subha ”Kukruku” Kr k Murgay Humein Jagate ThayOr Aik Aj Ka Zamana Dekho ,Humein Sms Kr K Murgon Ko Jagana PartaHa;-> G’oo’d /\/\oRnInG …
Gairon Se Manga To Zillat Mli ALLAH Se Manga To Izzat Mli Aye Mangne Wale Mang Usi Se Jo Deta Hai Kushi Se Or Kehta Nhi Ksi Se… “Subha Bakhir” …
Subha Bakhair! Is Yaqeen K Sath KREHMAAN ne Reham kr dya hy,KAREEM ne Karam kr dya hy,RAZZAQ ne Rizq likh dya hy,SAMEE ne duayn sun li hn,BASEER ne ashk-e-ndamat dekh lye hn,GHAFFAR ne Maghfirat k…
Uss Khuda sy darty raho jis ki Sifft ye hai k Agar tum Baat karo toh Wo Sunta Aur agar Dil mainrakho tu Wo Janta hai …
“Good Morning” kiya ye alfaz hamary deen Islam main hai ?Hum musalman ho k kafiro k tor-tareko ko follow karty hen..Agar G?od M0rningk bajae hum sab ko Asalam-o-alikum kahe to nekiya b mil jaege or …
O Utho Utho Dekho Pakistan Main Kiya Howa Hai Nahi Pata?????Nahi Pata?? OoH0 shubha Howi Hai YaaR. (“,) *==))=* __/ L…
1 dafa ka ziKar he ke mai sO raha tha,Bilkul aese(^_^) Phir mera fOn baja mai uth gaya,bilkul aese(*_*) mene fOn dekha to alarm tha timE dekh ke meri ankhen or khul gaen,bilKul aese(O_O) phir phir…
Wherever You Go,No Matter What The Weather,Always Bring Your Own Sunshine… (: G o_O d/\/\ o R n I n G Have A LovelyS U N D A Y (-.=) …
~*~Rising Sun,Shiny ray, ~*Blue Sky,Bright Day *Small birds,All of them say We prayWish u a Nice Day ~*GOOD*~ ~*MORNING*~ …
Iqbal saysKhol ankh, zameen daik falak daikhfiza daikhMashriq se ubharte hue suraj ko zra daikhTASHREEH:-Is sher mai iqbal kehte hain k, “GOOD MORNING” …
*G00d M0rning* Manzil ko Pane ki Ho Tamanna Jin Ko “”"”"”"”"‘ Wo Log dair tak soya nahi karte :-) G(” ,”)(” ,”)DM(“;”)RNING.. Kea samje? …
Muqaddar mai “raat” ki neend nahi to kya hua “F?R?Z?” Hum b muqaddar ko choona laga kr din ko so jate hain. …
Starting A new day with the name Of ALLAH.ALLAH gve u suces & hapines always /”"”‘\ssalam / /”\ \ -0- /__/’”"\__\laikum G??D M?r?i?G. …
For a nice friend“nice morning”.. For a sweet friend“sweet morning” For a loving friend“lovely morning” For a Good friend“Good Morning” …
‘\’\'\’\'\’\'\/’/'/’/'/’/’(Aslam o Alikum),/,/,/,/,/”\,\,\,\,\,\ |”"|__|”||__|”"|_|ave+* A *+* NICE **+ Day *+ :-)“GooD MorininG” …
(‘.’)> (‘-’) _/”\_ _/”\_ _\”‘\_good morning from 3idiotsAre bhaiya All iz well …
Don’t put r‘Key To Happiness’In sum1 else’ pocketU can b happy nowrite nowwherever U rnU can still do all thatU want to do G o_O dMoRnInG …
P e o p l eD o n ‘ tN o t i c eW h e t h e rI t ‘ sW I N T E Ro rS U M M E RW h e nT h e yA r eH a p p y … G o_O dM o R n I n G (= …
Every DayMay Not BeG o o d But There’s SomethingG o o dIn Everyday G o o dM o R n I n G (= Have A Blessed Day …
“D” .. Dil se nikli huiawaaz jo aap ko puradin sachi khushi de “U” … Udaasi aap kqareeb sy na guzry “A” .. Aap hameshakhush rahe’n Aamin G o_O dA.M :) …
Ibtida Ho Kuch Is Tarha Se Tere Naam K Sath. ~*~ Ae ALLAH ~*~ K Din Guzar Jay Teri Rehmato’n K Nazool Mein. Ameeen. Subha-Ba-Khair !! …
Beautiful Tomorrow Never Comes,When It Comes It’s Already Today!In Hunt Of Beautiful Tomorrow,Lets Not Waste The Wonderful Today.” g 0.o d m0rn!ng …
‘I’ Pray For ‘U’ A day thtU Truly DeserveA day as good asUr HeartA day as bright asUr Smile&A day as wonderful asU Want Aamin g ()_0 dM()rn!nG =) …
D e D i C a T e D Coffee Never Knew . . .How Good It Could TasteBefore It Met Sugar, WaterAnd Milk . . .We Friends Are Just TheSame . . .We r GoodBut WhenWe Meet We BecomeThe Best . . . =)) Good M…
,’,',Ibtida ho, kuch is tarah Teray Naam k saath Ay,’,', ,’,',ALLAH,’,', ,’,',K din sara guzar jaey Teri Rehmaton k nazool Mein.,’,', …
Tmaam rat mujhe intzar-e-subah raha,..Kab teri ankh khule or men slam kahon, subha bakher …
With the ink ofLove, And the pen ofHope, On the page ofBest wishes, I write only.1 line “Always be Happy” …
True friends are like mornings,u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wake up tomorrow,next year and forever. Good Morning..!! …
Flowerful morningColorful noonJoyful evening&Peaceful night !! Be happyIt going to beA fantastic day 4 u …
See how beautifullyGod has added oneMore day in your life Not necessarily bcozYou need itBut becauseSomeone elseMight need “u” Good Morning (f) …
Welcome morning with a Smile On Your Face,Love in Your Heart,Good thoughts in your MindandYou Will have A wonderfull day. Good morning::…
Every test in our life makes us bitter or better, Every problem comes to make us or break us,Choice is our whether we become victim or victor..!! We have only one life , so don?t spoil your life…
Shining grass with morning dewmaking the day so fresh and newhope the joy comes your way…! GOOD MORNING. HAVE A NICE DAY …
Enjoy The Day With Your Loved Ones.Make Every Minute Count Like It’s Your Last.We Never Know What God Holds In Store For Us. Good Morning …
A lot of friends i have,But they remember me i dont knowBut i remember my friends every daySo i like to wake u up everday,It’s time up wakeup my friend,Good Morning..…
A Working Ant is Better Than A Sleeping Elephant…A Small Progress Everyday Leads Us To Big Results. Good morning …
Everything is easywhen you are crazy about it&Nothing is easywhen you are lazy about it.G0od mrning..:)…
Every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day but every year you pass your death day and have no clue… good morning …
Oh Allah the person reading this, Help him/her live a beautiful life.promote him/her & cause him/her 2 excel beyond expectations.Help him/her 2 shine in the darkest places & give him/her love where i…
Sbha Ka Hr Pal Zndagi De Aapko Din Ka Hr Lmha Khushi De Aapko Jahan Gham Ki Hawa Chuu k B Na Guzry KHUDA Wo JANNAT Si Zameen De Aapko …
Main Ne Allah Se Taaqat Maangi Taake Karnamay Anjaam De Sakoon,Uss Ne Kamzoori Di Taake Farmanbardari Seekh Sakoon,Maine Allah Se Doulat Maangi Taakay Khushi Muyassar Aaey,Uss Ne Ghurbat Di Taakay G…
Aey mere Pyare ALLAH Hum Per Reham Farma Aur Hume?n Bacha Le: Bero0z Gaar? se Tang Dasst? se Aazma?sh se R?zq k? kam? se Rusway? seQarrz se Marrz se Jahannum se H?saab se Aulaad k dukh se Waalden k? n…
Luck is like sand in hands.It will sneak out through fingers, no mater gripped firmly or held loosely. Only hands in the praying posture can save it. …
Thought of the day Quran-e-Karim ki khubsurat DuaSurah MariumAyat# 4“Ae mere RAB!Mein tujhe pukaar k kabhi mehroom nahi raha”…
Once The M(“)(“)n wiNksAtY?uToNiGht,IWi?hsw??t~~d R e a M Z~~~ ?MbR?CE Y?U TiGHt,>H?pE>y?Ur>d?y w?ZQuiTe ?|L RiGht& n0w I Bid U ? LovELy? ? ? ? ? ? (“,) ~G??d Ni…
“NAYAB DUA” =?ALLAH?=Aapko Bakh?h de a?s? Maafi k ji? k baad Gunah na ho, aisi Hidayat ji? k baad Gumrahi na ho, aisi Raza jis k baad narazgi na ho, aisi Rehmat jis k baad azab na ho, aisi…
The Journey of LIFE is travelled only once!So,Make TAUBA for Past,SHUKR for Present&DUA 4 the FutureBecause Dua is the Only Element that Changes TAQDEER..…
aap humare na huye to kya hua…………humare dil se niklega humesa dua…….aap jahan v rahe sath me ho khusiyan…….charon aur se aap ko mile badhaiyan.…
_Andheron ko wo Noor deta hay., _Zikr uska, dil ko suroor deta hay, _Uss k dar se jo B maango, _Wo “ALLAH” hay, zaroor deta hay. …
‘MSG OF THE DAY’ Aagr Qismat Main Sub Kuch Likh Diya Jata To‘Allah Pak’Insan Ko Dua Mangna Na Sikhatay…!Duaon main mujhe bhi yaad rakhiye.. …
?arish ki tarah TUJH pe ?arasti rahen KhUshiyan, Har ?oond TERE Dil se har ek Gham ko mita de….!! “Aameen” …
BOHT PIYARI DUA. Ya Allah! Jo Tu ne dia aurJo Tu ne nhi dia aurJo Tu ne de kar le lia,Un sab par Tera ?SHUKAR?!Q kJo Tu ne dia woTeri ?NIAMAT?Jo Tu ne na dia woTeri ?HIKMAT?AurJo Tu ne de kar liaW…
“Aj ki Achi bat’“Dua apne lye mangna ibadat he. Or, Dua dusron k lye mangna khidmat hy. Ibadat se jannat milti hy Or Khidmat se KHUDA milta hy. ~{Talib-e-Dua} …
Khuda kary salamat rhy kisi Dua ki tarah..,!!.!!!!Ik tu,Aur doosraMuskrana tera..,!!Ameen.!!!… Jumma Mubarak …
ZinDgi Ki Hr Ada Men Yad RakHna Dil Ki Hr Sda Men Yad RakHna Ye Hi TohFa Boht He Mere Liye Aap Ka KhuLos-e-Dil Se Hr Dua Men Yad RakHna.. …
Khulay Aankh to Hon Hazaaron khushiyan Muntazir tere Liay Dua hy khuda sy Aisi teri Taqdeer Bna Dy……….Aameen….. …
I don’t knw if i am an imprtant & valued 1 in ur lyf or nt..Bt yes, I jst hope whn i’ll die u’ll cum little nearer to my coffin nd body,will hav couple of tears rolled out of ur eyes,saying slowly..UT…
khizan aa kar dariichon mein thehar jaye to dewaron pe calendar badalne se baharen to nahen aten!!! ;-> …
Hum Ne To Raaz-E-Ulfat Bhi Chupa Kar Dekh LiaKhud Ko Tum Se Juda Kar Ke Bhi Dekh LiaTum To Mere Ho Kar Bhi Mere Na Ho SakeTum Ko Kya, Zindagi Ko Bhi Aazma Kar Dekh Lia…
Tanhai bhi hamari aajkal hum par hasti hai,Jaise koi machhali pani ke liye tarasti hai,Badalon ki tarah meri ankhen barasti hai,Bahut samjhaya maine apni saanso ko tham ja,Par ye bhi ab hume kaanto ki…
Tanha hu magar teri yaad mere paas hai,tu nahi toh tera ehsas mere paas hai,sun sakta hu teri dhadkano ki kahani,mera dil tere itna paas hai…
Seeing People ChangeIsn’t What Hurts.What Hurts IsRememberingHow They Used To Be . . . ! …
Kal Raat Chaaand Hu-Bahu Us K Jaisa Tha Wohi Husan.. Wohi Gharur.. Or Hum Sy DoOr.. …
“Hum Tou Aaj ?hi Tujhy Ussi Tarah Chahte Hyn”. Jese Sookha Hua Darakht Barish Ka Talabgar Hota Hy”. …
Betab Se Rehte He Teri Yad Me AksarRat Bhar Nhi Sote Teri Yad Me Aksar Jism Me Dard Ka Bahana Sa Bana K Hum Toot K Rote He Teri Yad Me Aksr. . . …
Mohhabat dukh to deti hayMagar eik bat kehni hayJisko chaha jata hayZarori ye nahi hota kUsko pa liya jaey Kabhi us k bicharne seMohabbat kam nahi hoti Zara si dair pahle toYehi ehsaas hota hayKKo…
Apnay miltay jultay hain Sath sath chaltay hain Sath sath chalnay main Ranjishain to hoti hain Ranjishon mai bhi lekin Chahtain to hoti hain Chahton main bhi her pal Ik ajab kahani hai Hont hansta…
Chehrey Khiltey Huey HanToDil Han Bujhey Huey… Har Shakhs Mei Tazaad HaiDin Raat Ki Tarhaan…. …
Jindgi Bhar Bikhare Huye Patton Ki Tarah The Hum. Ay Dost……………………………. Aaj Kisi Ne Sameta Bhi To Sirf Jalane Ke Liye. …
Kisi ki Yaad Me itna udaas na howa kr,,, D o s t Log naseeb se milte hen udasion se nahi,,,God mring frnds. …
One of the saddest things in life is when two friends used to never stop talking and now they can’t even sit in silence together… …
The Worlds Best Moment :> *An Insecure Girl Nervously Asks Her Guy To Describe Her In One Word…! She Silently Prays That He Would Say Something Nice Like…Sweet,Cute,Beautiful, Etc.. The Guy Looks …
Mukhtasir ye k achy lgty hoO Chahny ka sabab aur kuch bhi nhi. …
Usay Keh D0 Apni Khaas Hifaazat Kiya Karey,,,,,,^SAJID^Be-shak Saansain Uski Hain Magar Jaan T0 W0 Meri Hai Na…!…
Duniya Me Sab Se Qeemti ,AurMahengi Tareen She ?Jiska Koi Wajood Bhi Nahen . . ...............~( M?h??b4t )~…
Bohat nayab hotay hain jinhain hum apna kehty hain…. Dost Lo tum ko b ijazat hay k tum anmol ho jao…!! …
Mukhtsar ye k ab tumhary bin…. Zindagi ki samajh nahi aati……! …
C L O S E N E S SReside InHeartSo No MatterHow Busy We AreOrHow Far We AreYou Are Always Remebered & Cared . . .…
Mere khwabon mein aana aapka kasur thaAapse dil lagana hamara kasur thaAap aaye the zindagi mein pal do pal ke liyeAapko zindagi samajh lena hamara kasur tha`…
Life Becomes Romantic When Eyes Start LookingAt S0me 1 Silently .. But Life Becomes More R0mantic When Some 1Starts Reading Those Eyes Silently …
Someone who makes your lifeseem like its worth living, Someone who makes you feel loved,protects you, is always there for you. A boyfriend is also someoneyou can define as the light of your life,t…
Dil ki zid ho tum warna ! In ankhon ne boht haseen dekhain hain ! …
“When someone loves you, the waythey say your name is different. Youknow that your name is safe in theirmouth.”…
A big reality of Life “When U r Happy U Want To Reach The Person U Love MostButWhen U r Sad U Want To Reach The Person Who Loves U Most …
Great collection of Romantic sms AND poetry , hindi jokes, send Romantic sms to your friends..hum ny to zoq-e-nazar k liye dekha tha TUMHAIN…! humain kiya khabar thi k tum rag rag mein bus jao ge…
“Classic” 1st Dost: Me Aisa Kia Kronk Teri Shaadi k Baad MeTeri Biwi Ko Cinema Le KrJao’n Aur Tu Naraz Bhi NaHo … 2nd Dost: Meri Shaadi ApniBehen Se Kra De … =P =D …
Biggest Joke 0n Doctor. . . Dr. to patient’s friend:Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate touhum isey bacha lete. . . Patient’s Friend:Abay,15 min pehle tou accidenthua hy . . . =P =D …
Difference BetweenGirls N Boys- – - – If A Girl Meets With…Accident, Then Its MistakeOf Others.If A Boy,Hey Man.. Dont You Know HowTo Drive …” When A Girl Cries,“The World Consoles Her.”But When …
Jb sheeshy k bartan PHOOT jayen to aawaaz aati hy ‘CHUNNN’ Jb bachon k ghubaary PHOOT jayen to aawaaz aati hy ‘THUSSS’ Jb paani k bulbuly TOOT jayen to aawaaz aati hy ‘PATUKKK’ Aur Jb muqaddar PHO…
Bacha school se akar ammi say bola:ammi aj main school ground main shahid afridi lag raha tha Ammi khush hokar:woh kese mere chand? Bacha: kal ka homework na karne par teacher ne kaha jao beech gr…
Boys K lye Behtren Bat Apni Zuban ki Tezi us MAA Pr mt Azmao jsne Tmhe bolna sikhaya or sari narmi us maa pr na azmao jis se tm rat 2,2 bje tak 2rs ghanta pkg per bat krte ho ;) /"/> tXt_/”\_K?…
Larki! apne boy friend ko naraz karne ke baad Sms pe kessy manati hai:. 1st Hour: Sorry 2nd Hour: Sorry pleaz,. 3rd Hour: pleaz bas 1 dafa baat karo, 4th Hour: Pleaz reply jan 5th Hour: Pleaz itn…
Angry Boss:tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ?Employee:(sar jhuka ke)nahi sirBoss:neeche kya dekh rhe ho meri taraf dekho.…
Ultimate Truth:.If a Girl Fails In MATRICThen Directly Marriage…...But,..If a Boy Fails In MATRICThen Directly Garrage….Funny But True%-)!…
Terrifying English, by a PT:-) Teacher =))1. There is no wind in the football. 2. I talk, he talk, why you middle talk ? 3. You rotate the ground 4 times. 4. You go & under stand the tree. 5. I’l…
Suchi dosti ka sacha waqia 1 dost ne rat ko 3 bajy apne dost ko cal kar k Kaha Yar Main Ro Rha Hun Dost ne kha . .Band kr phone Main So Raha Hun.:-P …
Professor to student:Aj pehli bar tm class mein baten kar rahey ho hamesha tum nzren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy.. Kia hogya hai tmhen? . . . . . .Student:Sir, Aj mera sms package khtm hogaya hai…
KG vs UNI**k.G=pencil,rubber,sharpener, scale.. *UNI:Ek ballpoint wo b frnds se cheena hua:-) *k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma’am may i come.. *UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se baah…
Smallest Leave Application by a KG Child:.........Dear Sir, Mai Aaj Nahi Aaoon ga! :’(Nahi Aaoon ga :’(Nahi Aaoon ga : Thank UBas nahi aaoon ga. …
How to disturb…”’Boy:Pen hai?Girl:nai hai.Boy:Pen hai pen?Girl:kaha na nahi hai.(thori dare bad)Boy:pen hai pen?pen?Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.Boy:Hat…
Beti:Ammi Mere Sir Kitne Pyare Hen Na..! Ammi:Beti Ustad Baap Ke Baraber Hota He. Beti:Ammi Aap Hamesha Apne Hi Chakkar Me Rehna,Mere Liye Na Sochna.:-) …
The most “hungry+sad” mOment..........When yOu’re sitting in the Examination hall, feeling hungry & then the Invigilator is served hOt “Tea with SamOsas” :D :…
ik ‘Buzurg’ sham koksi k Ghar tashreef ly gye. Sara khaandanBaba G k pas jama tha. Kisi nyshaan me Gushtakhi kr di, usi waqt sara Khaandan Anndha ho giya.Aur Zor Zor sy Rony aur chiLLany laga, Bab…
Super Store walo ne Nya salesman rakhaBoss new Salesman se milny gia toWo 1 customr ko fishing rod bech rha thaBoss door khara dealing dekhny lgaUsne fishng rod bech diCustomr:Kitny rupy?S.man:120…
2 logo ki baaton ka kabhi bura nahi maan na chahiye......1st vo: jo facebook par gali de raha ho..(qki wo bechara real me kuch nahi kar sakta.) aur 2nd wo: jo exam me apka viva le raha ho..(qki aa…
Pichlay zmanay mein jb koi akela betha hansta tha to kehtay thay iss pr saya hai,Ab koi akela hans raha ho to kehtay hain,...................Menu v send kree’n……
Male Criteria For Life Partner:They Expect Their Women To Look Like Miss Universe&Work Like‘Massi sheedan FEMALE CRITERIA FOR Life Partner: They Expect their MEN To look likeMr Universe,Earn like …
A BOY was sitting in a Park behind a tree with his Girl Friend… An Old man:Beta! Kia ye Hamari Tehzeeb hai? Boy:nahi uncle, Ye Defence wali nosheen hai. …
!Count the girls names in this Allama Iqbal’s poem Wohi guftugu ka andazwohi Shaista lehjaNeelam jam hy Feroza deedar lehja.Zban main Tarannum e Nighat ghazaliNaghma dil awaz Seema lehja.Shireen k…
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