Funny Sms - Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla

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Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla.

Ek Chinese ne kaha 30 lakh mein bridge bana dunga.
Authorities ne puchha kaise??
Woh bola:

10 lakh mere,
10 lakh ka material,
10 lakh labour ke.

Pakistani bola:

90 lakh mein bana dunga!!
Authorities ne pucha:

Itna mahenga kyon??
Pakistani bola:

30 lakh mere,
30 lakh aapke.

Authorities bole:

Aur bridge kaun banayega??

Pakistani bola:

Bridge Chinese se banwa lein gay…
And
Pakistani got the tender..