Sardar Sms - Mujh sy Aksar Woh

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Mujh sy Aksar Woh Aik hi Sawal Poochti hy,<br />.<br /> Tum Mujhy itna pyar Q Krty ho,<br /><br /> Koi Ja kar bata dy Usko,<br /> “.~Z!?D?G!~.”<br />kis ko pyari nhi hoti..! <br /> </div></div>

Sardar Sms - Mujh sy Aksar Woh

Mujh sy Aksar Woh Aik hi Sawal Poochti hy,. Tum Mujhy itna pyar Q Krty ho, Koi Ja kar bata dy Usko, “.~Z!?D?G!~.”kis ko pyari nhi hoti..! …

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Sardar Sms - Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya,<br />woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath Nadra ke office gaya or<br />SARDAR manager ko bola isse sahi karke do, SARDAR manager ne pistol<br />nikali or uske abba ko mar diya,<br />or bola yeh lo sahi ho gaya.</div>

Sardar Sms - Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC

Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya,woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath Nadra ke office gaya orSARDAR manager ko bola isse sahi karke do, SARDAR manager ne pistol…

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Sardar Sms - Sardar amrud bech rha tha

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Sardar amrud bech rha tha..<br />.<br />1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?<br /><br /> Sardar: To saaf baat hai… hum kirey k alag pese lega… =P ;-><br /> </div></div>

Sardar Sms - Sardar amrud bech rha tha

Sardar amrud bech rha tha...1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to? Sardar: To saaf baat hai… hum kirey k alag pese lega… =P ;-> …

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Sardar Sms - where is abu dabi

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Deadly IQ Question.<br /><br /> Sardar to 2nd sardar.<br />“where is abu dabi ?”<br /><br /> 2nd sardar.<br />“jithy Ami Dabi,<br />uthy hi Abu dabi”<br /> </div></div>

Sardar Sms - where is abu dabi

Deadly IQ Question. Sardar to 2nd sardar.“where is abu dabi ?” 2nd sardar.“jithy Ami Dabi,uthy hi Abu dabi” …

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Sardar Sms - Yar Sooraj Raat Ko

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Sardar: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko<br />Kyu Nhi Nikalta?<br /><br /> 2nd Sardar:<br />kia pata nikalta bi ho<br />andhera itna hota hy k dikhai kuch nhe deta.<br /> </div></div>

Sardar Sms - Yar Sooraj Raat Ko

Sardar: Yar Sooraj Raat KoKyu Nhi Nikalta? 2nd Sardar:kia pata nikalta bi hoandhera itna hota hy k dikhai kuch nhe deta. …

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Sardar Sms - Sardar ne ye sun

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Sardar ne ye sun krr sona hi chor dia.<br />(FARAZ)<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />,<br /> !<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />jo<br />sota<br />he<br />wo<br /> Khota<br />(\./)<br />/.”.) “^—-,,<br />\,,/”( ,_ ,_ ; )\ // //<br />HAI<br /> </div></div>

Sardar Sms - Sardar ne ye sun

Sardar ne ye sun krr sona hi chor dia.(FARAZ)....., !...josotahewo Khota(\./)/.”.) “^—-,,\,,/”( ,_ ,_ ; )\ // //HAI …

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Sardar Sms - A tiger killed a sardar in zoo

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> A <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD2">tiger</span> <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD1">killed</span> a sardar in zoo.<br /><span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD7">A man</span> asked y did u killed only sardar in crowd?<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Tiger-aur kya karta… kab se bakwas kr rha tha <br /> “ini wadi billi” :-D<br /> </div></div>

Sardar Sms - A tiger killed a sardar in zoo

A tiger killed a sardar in zoo.A man asked y did u killed only sardar in crowd? . . Tiger-aur kya karta… kab se bakwas kr rha tha “ini wadi billi” :-D …

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Sardar Sms - Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!<br /><br /> 4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,<br />tmhri bhabi hy wo<br /><br /> Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi<br /> </div></div>

Sardar Sms - Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko

Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha! 4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,tmhri bhabi hy wo Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi …

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Sardar Sms - Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.<br /><br /> Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai<br />Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.<br /><br /> Sardar: Theek Hai,<br /><br /> Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)<br /> </div></div>

Sardar Sms - Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay

Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya. Dukandar: Radio To Theek HaiBas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha. Sardar: Theek Hai, Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-) …

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Sardar Sms - D most brilliant Sardar in Exam

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> D most brilliant Sardar in <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD8">Exam</span> :<br /><span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD6">Problem</span>:<br />prove that LHS=RHS<br /><br /> (2x+9y)= 10x/3y<br /><br /> Sardar:<br /><span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD4">Multiply</span> both sides by “Zero”<br />=>0=0<br />.’. LHS=RHS<br /> </div></div>

Sardar Sms - D most brilliant Sardar in Exam

D most brilliant Sardar in Exam :Problem:prove that LHS=RHS (2x+9y)= 10x/3y Sardar:Multiply both sides by “Zero”=>0=0.’. LHS=RHS …

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Sardar Sms - Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.<br /><br /> Sardar: Q?<br /><br /> Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein<br />Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD7">Main</span><br /> Jaag Raha Hun.<br /> </div></div>

Sardar Sms - Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai

Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai. Sardar: Q? Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend MeinYahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main Jaag Raha Hun. …

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Sardar Sms - Me Tennis k barey me

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD10">Friend</span> Sardar se: Me Tennis k barey me Tm sy Ziada Jnta hun.<br />Sardar: Acha te aey <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD5">duss</span> k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne<br /> =P</div>

Sardar Sms - Me Tennis k barey me

Friend Sardar se: Me Tennis k barey me Tm sy Ziada Jnta hun.Sardar: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne =P…

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Sardar Sms - Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:<br /><br /> Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?<br /><br /> Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.<br /><br /> Sardar: Lo Batao,<br /><br /> Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)<br /> </div></div>

Sardar Sms - Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya: Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi. Sardar: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-) …

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Sardar Sms - Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> *Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?<br /><br /> Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.<br />Sardar: Kon?<br />Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo<br /><br /> Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)<br /> </div></div>

Sardar Sms - Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay

*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay? Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.Sardar: Kon?Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-) …

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Sardar Sms - Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.<br /><br /> “Mun Me Pani Aana”<br /><br /> Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko<br />Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,<br /><br /> Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.<br /> </div></div>

Sardar Sms - Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo

Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo. “Mun Me Pani Aana” Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal KoMuh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya, Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya. …

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Sardar Sms - Sardar apni shadi pe

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai?<br /><br /> Sardar: Mere susral ne <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD8">Barat</span> pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai Abba<br />mujhe le jata hai ya nahi<br /> </div></div>

Sardar Sms - Sardar apni shadi pe

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai? Sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai Abbamujhe le jata hai ya nahi …

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Sardar Sms - Yoon Khaali Palkein Jhuka Dene

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Yoon Khaali Palkei’n Jhuka Dene Se Neend Nahi Aati<br /><br /> Sotey Wohi Log Hyb Jin k Liye Koi Jaag Raha Hota Hy<br /> </div></div>

Sardar Sms - Yoon Khaali Palkein Jhuka Dene

Yoon Khaali Palkei’n Jhuka Dene Se Neend Nahi Aati Sotey Wohi Log Hyb Jin k Liye Koi Jaag Raha Hota Hy …

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Sardar Sms - ISHAQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD3">TEACHER</span> : Ek Aisa Sentense<br />Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,<br /><span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD6">PUNJABI</span> Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi<br />Use Hua Ho<br />.<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH<br /><span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD4">NO ENTRY</span> …. =P =D<br /> </div></div>

Sardar Sms - ISHAQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY

TEACHER : Ek Aisa SentenseBatao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka SahiUse Hua Ho. . . . . . SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICHNO ENTRY …. =P =D …

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Sardar Sms - My internet is not working properly

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Sardar ring a call centre:<br />My internet is <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD2">not working</span> properly<br /> Officer:<br />Ok<br />Double click on “My computer”<br /> Sardar:<br />I can’t see ur computer<br /> Officer:<br />No no<br />click on “My computer” on ur computer<br /> Sardar:<br /><span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD1">How can I</span> click on ur computer from my computer?<br /> Officer:<br />listen<br />There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on ur computer<br />Ok<br />double click on it<br /> Sardar:<br />what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer…?<br /> Officer:<br />Double click on ur computer<br /> Sardar:<br />On which Icon i’ve to click<br /> Officer:<br />“My Computer”<br /> Sardar:<br />Oh Pa G<br />Tell me where is ur house. I’ll come there and click on ur “My Computer.” :-)<br /> </div></div>

Sardar Sms - My internet is not working properly

Sardar ring a call centre:My internet is not working properly Officer:OkDouble click on “My computer” Sardar:I can’t see ur computer Officer:No noclick on “My computer” on ur computer Sardar:How c…

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