Funny Questions Sms - RoMaNcE KAhAn Se Shuru Hota Hai
“RoMaNcE” KAhAn Se Shuru Hota Hai..? ? ? ? ? Socho socho.. ? ? ? ? Socho… ? ? Nahi Pata? Mai Btadeta Hun.. . . . . . Romance “R” Se ...
Funny Questions Sms - Aik Aurat k Liye sab
Aik Aurat k Liye sab sae barrh ker khudkushi ka jawaaz kia ho sakta hai? . . . . . . . . K kisi doosri Aurat nae bhi Usi Rang aur design ka ...
Funny Questions Sms - WO konsi bakri goat hay
WO konsi bakri (goat) hay jo filmo me kam karti hay? . . . . . . . . . . . . ITNA SOCH KYA RAHE HO? aray yar SIMPLE, SHAHRUKH KHAN...
Funny Questions Sms - Wo Kon Si Topi Ha Jo
Wo Kon Si Topi Ha Jo Kenchne Se Nahe Utarti ? > < > < > < < Simpl Janix Note Pe Bani Hoi Quaid e Azam Ki T...
Funny Questions Sms - Shadi Walay Din Jota Chupai
Shadi Walay Din Jota Chupai kI Rasm kYun h0ti hAi?? ? ? ? Dulhay k0 Ulti Metam Di Jati Hai k aB Bhi wAqt Hai Nangay pAoN Bhag Jao.
Funny Questions Sms - 3 Rupay may 500 sMs
GHAREEB AADMI AIK KAAM DIL KHOL KE KARTA HAI SOCHO KIA ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 3 Rupay may 500 sMs …
Funny Questions Sms - WO KYA CHEEZ HAY
WO KYA CHEEZ HAY JO AURAT KI BADI HOTI HAY AUR AADMI KI CHOTI? ? . ? . ? . ? . ? . ? . ? . ? . . . ZUBAAN (TONGUE)!;...
Funny Questions Sms - wo kya hay jo naak k
wo kya hay jo naak k aagay hay aur kaan k peeche? . . . . . . . . . . lafz ‘kaaf’(k) !!!;->
Funny Questions Sms - WO KYA HAY JISAY AGAR
WO KYA HAY JISAY AGAR KUCH NA KARO TO KHAMOSH REHTA HAY PAR JESE HI MARNA SHURU KARO TO BOLNE LAGTA HAY? . . . . . . . . . . . . . S...
Funny Questions Sms - Wo Konsa
Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota? Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna! Yar Khud Soch, Socho Yar Socho Ans: SCREW DRIVER , ...
Funny Questions Sms - Agr Abhi abhi eik khubsurat
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Funny Questions Sms - Ek hAatHi kO AutOrIcksHaw
Ek hAatHi kO AutOrIcksHaw MeIn kAiSe dAaLeNgE Socho Socho SiMpLe MusHkiL sE
Funny Questions Sms - FIRE BRIGADE
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Funny Questions Sms - Btao wo kon si jaga hai
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Funny Questions Sms - AiSi kOn hA jIs kO
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Funny Questions Sms - A Man Was Injected
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Funny Questions Sms - Aysi konsi MACHLI
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Funny Questions Sms - wo kya hay jo kabhi kabhi to seedha ho jata
wo kya hay jo kabhi kabhi to seedha ho jata hay aur baz dafa latak b jata hay? . . . MONKEY (BANDAR) !
Funny Questions Sms - Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
Ek Aadmi K Left Hath Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen, Sab Log Usay “Sultan” kehte thay Socho Kyun? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kyun k ‘Sultan...
Funny Questions Sms - What is the advantage
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Funny Questions Sms - Ek Admi Roz Subha
Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha Poocho Kyon.? Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANA...
Funny Questions Sms - Maaf karo Baba
Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis k samane mangta hai ?? Guess ‘ ‘ guess ! ‘ ‘ ! ? ! ~ ? , ! ~ . ? Bihkari k samne ” Maaf karo Ba...
Funny Questions Sms - U r in a boat in
Question: U r in a boat in de midle of a river. U hav 2 cigaretes nd hav to light any 1 cigarete. U dnt hav anythng else wid u in de bo...
Funny Questions Sms - Pakistan ka wo konsa
Pakistan ka wo konsa shehr hai jahan her Larki shadi shuda kehlati hai?? Socho Nahe pata Chalo hum batate hain . “MIANWALI” ...
Funny Questions Sms - Smart Answers
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Funny Questions Sms - Agar aap se kaha jaye k
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Funny Questions Sms - Agar basanti ki mausi
Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko raakhi bandhe to basanti thakur ka kya rishta hua? . . Apna kaam kro Koi rishta nhi bnta thakur k ...
Funny Questions Sms - Six Brilliant Doubts
Six Brilliant Doubts: 1. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? 2. When dog food is new with improve...
Funny Questions Sms - Warning Read at ur own risk b carefu
Most Dangerous P.J. ever- ( Warning- Read at ur own risk, b careful ) Agar Honey Bee U.S. Chali jaye toh usse kya kahenge..? . . . ...
Funny Questions Sms - Kya aaj k zamane main
Question: Kya aaj k zamane main bagair dolat k mohabbatt ki ja sakti hai . . . Ji han lakin ye sahulat sirf larkion ko hasil hai.
Funny Questions Sms - Full Inteligent
1 student college mai admision lene gya. Test lene wale ne kaha: Mai tum se 1 mushkil swal poochun ya 10 aasaan swal? Student: 1 mus...
Funny Questions Sms - Agr apko 18 sal ki larki
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Funny Questions Sms - Amazing interview questions
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Funny Questions Sms - 2 aurton ko 20 sal ki saza
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Funny Questions Sms - Jalebi” Ko English Mein “SYRUP FILLED RING
“Knowledge” “Jalebi” Ko English Mein “SYRUP FILLED RING” Aur “Pakoray” Ko English main “FRITTERS” Kehte Hein Kuch seekh lo yar.har waqt...
Funny Jokes Sms - Height of Good Luck
Height of Good Luck….!… Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns. . . . . . Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very good…..Sit down :D ...
Funny Jokes Sms - accountant job in newspaper
Saw an ad in the newspaper : Need Accountant, 15000Rs – 20000Rs. So I called and told them the answer is -5000Rs…
Funny Jokes Sms - Dad can I have 50Rs
Me: Dad can I have 50Rs? Dad: 40Rs? What do you need 30Rs for? 20Rs is more than enough! Here’s 10Rs now give your brother half… ...
Funny Jokes Sms - Viber’ use karti ho
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Funny Jokes Sms - guy is such a sweetheart
“This guy is such a sweetheart, And he loves me! I am going to treat him like my brother”. >> Girls…
Funny Jokes Sms - Do you swallow
I went up to a girl and asked “Do you swallow?” She replied shocked “No”. Me ” Then how the fudge does the food get to your stomach? ...
