Funny Sms - Bas nahi aaoon ga

<div class="post-content-text"> Smallest <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD8">Leave Application</span> by a KG Child:<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Dear Sir,<br /> Mai Aaj Nahi Aaoon ga! :’(<br />Nahi Aaoon ga :’(<br />Nahi Aaoon ga :<br /> Thank U<br />Bas nahi aaoon ga.<br /> </div>

Funny Sms - Bas nahi aaoon ga

Smallest Leave Application by a KG Child: . . . . . . . . . Dear Sir, Mai Aaj Nahi Aaoon ga! :’( Nahi Aaoon ga :’( Nahi Aaoon ga : Th...

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Funny Sms - Pen hai

How to disturb…”’<br />Boy:Pen hai?<br />Girl:nai hai.<br /><br />Boy:Pen hai pen?<br />Girl:kaha na nahi hai.<br /><br />(thori dare bad)<br />Boy:pen hai pen?pen?<br />Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.<br /><br />ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.<br />Boy:Hathora hai?<br />Girl:nahi..<br />Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen??

Funny Sms - Pen hai

How to disturb…”’ Boy:Pen hai? Girl:nai hai. Boy:Pen hai pen? Girl:kaha na nahi hai. (thori dare bad) Boy:pen hai pen?pen? Girl:kitni bar ka...

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Funny Sms - Ammi Mere Sir Kitne Pyare Hen Na

<div class="post-content-text"> Beti:<br />Ammi Mere Sir Kitne Pyare Hen Na..!<br /><br /> Ammi:<br />Beti Ustad Baap Ke Baraber Hota He.<br /><br /> Beti:<br />Ammi Aap Hamesha Apne Hi Chakkar Me Rehna,<br /><br />Mere Liye Na Sochna.:-)<br /> </div>

Funny Sms - Ammi Mere Sir Kitne Pyare Hen Na

Beti: Ammi Mere Sir Kitne Pyare Hen Na..! Ammi: Beti Ustad Baap Ke Baraber Hota He. Beti: Ammi Aap Hamesha Apne Hi Chakkar Me Rehna, M...

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Funny Sms - sitting in the Examination hall

The most “hungry+sad” mOment..<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />When yOu’re sitting in the Examination hall, feeling hungry & then the Invigilator is served hOt “Tea with SamOsas” :D :

Funny Sms - sitting in the Examination hall

The most “hungry+sad” mOment.. . . . . . . . . When yOu’re sitting in the Examination hall, feeling hungry & then the Invigilator is ser...

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Funny Sms - ik Buzurg sham ko

<div class="post-content-text"> ik ‘Buzurg’ sham ko<br />ksi k Ghar tashreef ly gye.<br /><br /> Sara khaandan<br />Baba G k pas jama tha.<br /><br /> Kisi ny<br />shaan me Gushtakhi kr di,<br /><br /> usi waqt<br /> sara Khaandan Anndha ho giya.<br /><br />Aur Zor Zor sy Rony aur chiLLany laga,<br /><br /> Baba Gee,<br /><br />hme muaf kr dein,<br /><br />hm pr reham kro<br /> Itny me BABA G<br />uthy<br />aur<br /><br /> jooti uthai<br />aur<br />Sub ko eik eik lagai<br />aur farmaya,<br /><br /> kambakhto<br /> LIGHT chali gai hy..<br /> </div>

Funny Sms - ik Buzurg sham ko

ik ‘Buzurg’ sham ko ksi k Ghar tashreef ly gye. Sara khaandan Baba G k pas jama tha. Kisi ny shaan me Gushtakhi kr di, usi waqt sara...

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Funny Sms - Super Store walo ne Nya salesman rakha

<div class="post-content-text"> <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD4">Super Store</span> walo ne Nya salesman rakha<br />Boss new Salesman se milny gia to<br />Wo 1 customr ko <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD8">fishing rod</span> bech rha tha<br />Boss door khara dealing dekhny lga<br />Usne fishng rod bech di<br />Customr:<br />Kitny rupy?<br />S.man:<br />1200<br /><br />Phir us ny customr k shoes dekhy<br />“Itne mehngy shoes pehn k fishng kren gy?<br />Sports shoes lelo<br />Wo bi bech diye<br />Phir kaha:<br />Dhop me bethna pary ga<br />Cap bech di<br />Machli pkrny k lie kafi wait krna pary ga<br />Biscuts,chips de diye<br />Total 5000/=<br /><br /> Boss khushi se bola:<br />Wo fishng rod leny aya or tum ne itna kuch bech dia<br />Salsmen<br />Sir wo admi to “ALWAyZ”leny aya tha<br />Me ne kha 7 din<br />tu ghr pe kia kry ga?<br />Ja Machlian pakar.<br /> </div>

Funny Sms - Super Store walo ne Nya salesman rakha

Super Store walo ne Nya salesman rakha Boss new Salesman se milny gia to Wo 1 customr ko fishing rod bech rha tha Boss door khara deal...

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Funny Sms - 2 logo ki baaton ka kabhi

<div class="post-content-text"> 2 logo ki baaton ka kabhi bura nahi maan na chahiye..<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />1st vo: jo <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD3">facebook</span> par gali de raha ho..<br />(qki wo bechara real me kuch nahi kar sakta.)<br /> <br />aur<br /><br /> 2nd wo: jo exam me apka viva le raha ho..<br />(qki aap uska kuch nahi kar sakte.).<br /> </div>

Funny Sms - 2 logo ki baaton ka kabhi

2 logo ki baaton ka kabhi bura nahi maan na chahiye.. . . . . 1st vo: jo facebook par gali de raha ho.. (qki wo bechara real me kuch na...

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Funny Sms - Pichlay zmanay mein

Pichlay zmanay mein jb koi akela betha hansta tha to kehtay thay iss pr saya hai,<br />Ab koi akela hans raha ho to kehtay hain,<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />Menu v send kree’n…

Funny Sms - Pichlay zmanay mein

Pichlay zmanay mein jb koi akela betha hansta tha to kehtay thay iss pr saya hai, Ab koi akela hans raha ho to kehtay hain, . . . . . . . . ...

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Funny Sms - Male Criteria For Life Partner

<div class="post-content-text"> Male <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD1">Criteria</span> For Life Partner:<br />They Expect Their Women To Look Like Miss <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD6">Universe</span><br />&<br />Work Like<br />‘Massi sheedan<br /><br /> FEMALE CRITERIA FOR Life Partner:<br /><br /> They Expect their MEN To look like<br />Mr Universe,<br />Earn like <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD7">Bill Gates</span><br />& obey like RAMU Kaka.<br /> </div>

Funny Sms - Male Criteria For Life Partner

Male Criteria For Life Partner: They Expect Their Women To Look Like Miss Universe & Work Like ‘Massi sheedan FEMALE CRITERIA FOR ...

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Funny Sms - A BOY was sitting in a Park

<div class="post-content-text"> A BOY was sitting in a Park behind a tree with his Girl Friend…<br /> <br />An Old man:<br /><br />Beta! Kia ye Hamari Tehzeeb hai?<br /><br /> Boy:<br /><br />nahi uncle, Ye Defence wali nosheen hai.<br /> </div>

Funny Sms - A BOY was sitting in a Park

A BOY was sitting in a Park behind a tree with his Girl Friend… An Old man: Beta! Kia ye Hamari Tehzeeb hai? Boy: nahi uncle, Ye Defen...

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Funny Sms - Count the girls names

<div class="post-content-text"> !Count the <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD7">girls names</span> in this Allama Iqbal’s poem<br /> Wohi guftugu ka andaz<br />wohi Shaista lehja<br />Neelam jam hy Feroza deedar lehja<br />.<br />Zban main Tarannum e Nighat ghazali<br />Naghma dil awaz Seema lehja<br />.<br />Shireen kalaam py Shama Mahjabeen<br />Tabassum sy Roshan Aara jamal lehja<br />.<br />Naseem chali to phail gye khushbu char soo<br />our Gul e rukh sy Nuzhat mahak lehja<br />.<br />Pyar ki Tehreem ko Saher tk andaz likha or Farheen k chaman sa Ujala lehja<br /> Moral<br />Allama Iqbal b km nhi thy;<br /> </div>

Funny Sms - Count the girls names

!Count the girls names in this Allama Iqbal’s poem Wohi guftugu ka andaz wohi Shaista lehja Neelam jam hy Feroza deedar lehja . Zban m...

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Funny Sms - K0i larki hmain thukra dy to ghum nh

<br /><div class="post-content-text"> K0i larki hmain thukra dy to ghum nhi!<br />.<br />.<br />Wah wah!<br />.<br />Koi larki hmain thukra dy to ghum nhi!<br />.<br />.<br />D0ob maray wo kamini jiski kismat me hum nahi:-D=)<br /><br /> wah wah wah taaliaaaan…<br /> </div>

Funny Sms - K0i larki hmain thukra dy to ghum nh

K0i larki hmain thukra dy to ghum nhi! . . Wah wah! . Koi larki hmain thukra dy to ghum nhi! . . D0ob maray wo kamini jiski kismat me hu...

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Funny Sms - University life

<br /><div class="post-content-text"> University life…<br /><br /> ASSIGNMENT copy karte waqt,<br /><br /> “Oyeeeee!! Yeh kya likha hai?”<br /><br /> “Jo lafz samjh arha hai wo likh, jo nahi aa raha uska aisa he design bana de:-D<br /> </div>

Funny Sms - University life

University life… ASSIGNMENT copy karte waqt, “Oyeeeee!! Yeh kya likha hai?” “Jo lafz samjh arha hai wo likh, jo nahi aa raha uska ais...

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Funny Sms - English n Urdu always contradict each other

<br /><div class="post-content-text"> English n Urdu always contradict each other:<br /> -The sooner the better.<br /><br />-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai.<br /> -Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.<br /><br />-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay.<br /> -Absence makes a heart go fonder.<br /><br />-Nazar se ojhal ..dil se ojhal <br /> -Fight for your rights.<br /><br />-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.<br /> -As wise as an Owl.<br /><br />-Bewakuf, Ullo ka patha :p:D<br /> </div>

Funny Sms - English n Urdu always contradict each other

English n Urdu always contradict each other: -The sooner the better. -Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai. -Talk of the Devil and the D...

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Funny Sms - Im Desperately Trying To Find Out

<div class="post-content-text"> I’m Desperately Trying To Find Out Those 4 Pple Who R Intrstd In My Life,<br />Whn<br /><br /> Mom Keeps Saying..<br /><br /> …”Chaar LOG Dekhenge To Kya Bolenge..”<br /> </div>

Funny Sms - Im Desperately Trying To Find Out

I’m Desperately Trying To Find Out Those 4 Pple Who R Intrstd In My Life, Whn Mom Keeps Saying.. …”Chaar LOG Dekhenge To Kya Bolenge.....

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Funny Sms - Qissy Meri Wehshat K Jo MarQoom

<div class="post-content-text"> Qissy Meri Wehshat K Jo MarQoom Hain Saary<br /><br /> Aa Daikh Tere Naam Se Mansoob Hain Saary<br /><br /> Bus is Liye Her Kaam Adhoora Hi Para Hai<br /><br /> Khaadim Bi Meri Quom K Makhdoom Hain Saary<br /><br /> Her Jurm Meri Zaat Se Mansoob Hua Hai<br /><br /> Keya Mere Siwa Shehr Me Masoom Hain Saary<br /><br /> Ab Kon Mere Pa’on Ki Zanjeer Ko Kholy<br /><br /> Haakim Meri Basti K Bi Mehkoom Hain Saary<br /><br /> Shayd Ye Zarf Hai K Jo Khamosh Hoon Ab Tak<br /><br /> Warna To Tere Aaib Bi<br /><br />Maloom Hain Saare<br /> </div>

Funny Sms - Qissy Meri Wehshat K Jo MarQoom

Qissy Meri Wehshat K Jo MarQoom Hain Saary Aa Daikh Tere Naam Se Mansoob Hain Saary Bus is Liye Her Kaam Adhoora Hi Para Hai Khaadim ...

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Funny Sms - Joke of the day

<br />- Phone to iPhone hona chahiye<br />S2 S3 aur S4 to Train Ke Dabbe Bhi hote hai !<br /><br /> - Ladkiyan <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD8">foreigner</span> honi chahiye<br />Local to Mumbai ki Trains bhi hai !<br /><br /> - Relationship me Trust aur Pyaar hona chahiye Loyal toh Kutte bhi hote hai !<br /><br /> - Girlfriend Passionate honi chahiye…<br />Caring to Nurse bhi hai !<br /><br /> - Ladki andar se achi honi chahiye<br />Bahari nikhar to Fair & Lovely bhi deti hai !<br /><br /> - Wife ek best friend jaisi honi chahiye Life companion to S4 bhi hota hai !<br /><br /> - Ladka Sensitive hona chahiye<br />Emotions to WhatApp mein bhi hai !<br /><br /> - Ladki Mein Attitude hona chahiye<br />Angry Toh Aaj kal Birds bhi hote hai !<br /><br /> - <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD3">Air condition</span> cooling dena chahiye<br />Hava to Lays ke packet me bhi hoti hai !<br /><br /> - Cable ho toh Tata Sky jaisa<br />Dish toh har ghar ke <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD4">kitchen me</span> bhii hote hai !<br /><br /> - Aadmi ko Limit mai rehna chahiye<br />Unlimited toh mera Data Plan bhi hai !<br /><br /> - Cement to Pure honi chahiye<br />Strong to apni Dosti bhi hai<br /><br /> - Zindagi Suljhi hui honi chahiye<br />Uljhe huwe toh baal bhi hai !<br /><br /> - Ladki sweet honi chahiye<br />Tikhi to Ramdev ki Mirchi bhi hoti hai !<br /><br /> - Ladka Smart hona chahiye<br />Ameer to Mukesh Ambani ka beta bhi hai !<br /><br /> - Ladki me Sense of Humor hona chahiye<br />SUSHIL toh SHINDE bhi hota hai !<br /><br /> - Ladki asli me Ladki honi chahiye<br />Mahela toh Jaywardane bhi hai !<br /><br /> - Baal Swing honi chahiye<br />Shiny toh Ahuja bhi hai !<br /><br /> - Ladkiya hamesha khush honi chahiye<br />Kyuki rotlu to Shreeshanth bhi hai !<br /><br /> - Bachha ek hi paida hona chahiye<br />Twins to Tower bhi hai !<br /><br /> - Exams mein fail hona chahiye<br />Pass to Train ka bhi hai !<br /><br /> - Insan me Atma Sanman hona chahiye<br />Jaan to aaj kal Cement men bhi hai !<br /><br /> - Log special hone chahiye<br />Aam toh Fruit bhi hota hai !<br /><br /> - Bathroom mein <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD9">Hair Dryer</span> hona chahiye<br />Towel to Sreeshanth ke paas bhi hai !<br /><br /> - Aadmi ko khush rehna chahiye<br />Udaas to Pankaj bhi hai !<br /><br /> - Bande ke paas Izzat honi<br />chahiye<br />Paise to Sunny Leone ke paas bhi hai !<br /><br /> - Gaane me Sur hona chahiye<br />Dard to Anu Malik ke gaane ko sun ke bhi hota hai !<br /><br /> - Ladka handsome hona chahiye<br />Cool to Talcum Powder bhi hota hai !<br /><br /> - Baal majboot hone chahiye<br />Mulayam to Yadav bhi hai !<br /><br /> - Ladka accha hona chahiye<br />Smart to Phone bhi hota hai !!!<br />

Funny Sms - Joke of the day

- Phone to iPhone hona chahiye S2 S3 aur S4 to Train Ke Dabbe Bhi hote hai ! - Ladkiyan foreigner honi chahiye Local to Mumbai ki Trains b...

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Funny Sms - Fone Ho to Iphone Ho

<br />-Banday Ko Honest Hona Chaheye<br />*Smart To Fone Be Hota Hy<br /><br />-Fone to Nokia Hona Chaheye<br />*Apple to Fruit B Hota Hy<br /><br />-Reply Dhang Ka Hona Chaheye<br />*Hmmm To Bhens B Karti Hy…<br /><br />-Fone Ho to Iphone Ho<br />*S1,S2,S3,S4 to Train K Dabby B Hoty Hen<br /><br />-Insan Ko Bat Karnay Se Pehlay Salam Krna Chaheye<br />*Hi Hi to khusray B Karty Hain<br /><br />University to GARRISON Honi Chaheye<br />*Misbha To Larki B Hoti hy<br /><br />Dost to kaminay hony chaheay,:;)<br />Achy to dagh b hoty hen.

Funny Sms - Fone Ho to Iphone Ho

-Banday Ko Honest Hona Chaheye *Smart To Fone Be Hota Hy -Fone to Nokia Hona Chaheye *Apple to Fruit B Hota Hy -Reply Dhang Ka Hona Chaheye ...

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Funny Sms - Dusro k Girl Friend se toh

<br />Shaadi karni hai toh apne<br /><span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD2">Girl Friend</span> se karo,<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Dusro k Girl Friend se toh<br />gharwale bhi karwa dete hai..

Funny Sms - Dusro k Girl Friend se toh

Shaadi karni hai toh apne Girl Friend se karo, . . . . . . . Dusro k Girl Friend se toh gharwale bhi karwa dete hai..

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Funny Sms - Top Answers Of Teachers

<br />Top <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD5">Answers</span> Of <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD7">Teachers</span> If They<br />Don’t Know The Answers!<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />- I Think The Question Is Wrong :p<br />.<br />- I’ll Tell You Tomorrow :p<br />.<br />- Don’t Ask Foolish Questions :p<br />.<br />- You’ll Study This In The Next Class :- ?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />And The Most Famous 1<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />- Nice Question, Raise Your Hands<br />Who Know <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD1">The Answer</span> For This? (If No<br />One<br />Raises)<br />Then…:p<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />It Is An Assigment For You ! :

Funny Sms - Top Answers Of Teachers

Top Answers Of Teachers If They Don’t Know The Answers! . . . . - I Think The Question Is Wrong :p . - I’ll Tell You Tomorrow :p . - Don’t...

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