Funny Questions Sms - U r in a boat in

<div class="post-content-text"> Question:<br />U r in a <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD1">boat in</span> de midle of a river.<br />U hav 2 cigaretes nd hav to light any 1 cigarete.<br />U dnt hav anythng else wid u in de boat..<br />How wil u do it?<br />Ans:<br />Take 1 cigarete n throw it in de water,<br />the boat wil become LIGHTER..<br />using dis LIGHTER u <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD4">can light</span> de other cigarete.<br /><br /> Another deadly ans<br /><br /> Scroll down a little<br /><br /> u throw a cigarette up nd catch it.<br />Catches win MATCHES..using de MATCHES dat u win,<br />u can light the cigarete<br /><br /> If dats nt enough,1more deadly <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD3">answer</span><br /><br /> Scroll down<br /><br /> Tak water in ur hand nd <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD2">drop it</span> drop by drop..<br />TIP TIP “TIP TIP brsa pani..<br />Pani ne aag lgai.<br />Us aag sy hmne cigarete jalai.<br /> </div>

Funny Questions Sms - U r in a boat in

Question: U r in a boat in de midle of a river. U hav 2 cigaretes nd hav to light any 1 cigarete. U dnt hav anythng else wid u in de bo...

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Funny Questions Sms - Pakistan ka wo konsa

<div class="post-content-text"> Pakistan ka wo konsa shehr hai jahan her Larki shadi shuda kehlati hai??<br /> <br />Socho<br /><br /> Nahe pata<br /><br /> Chalo hum batate hain<br /> .<br /> “MIANWALI”<br /> </div>

Funny Questions Sms - Pakistan ka wo konsa

Pakistan ka wo konsa shehr hai jahan her Larki shadi shuda kehlati hai?? Socho Nahe pata Chalo hum batate hain . “MIANWALI” ...

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Funny Questions Sms - Smart Answers

<div class="post-content-text"> Smart <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD1">Answers</span><br />Teachr: r u chew in gum?<br />Stdnt: no,m <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD6">john smith</span>:)<br /><br /> Husband: v r hvng mother 4 dinner 2nite.<br />Wyf: make sure she is well cooked:p<br /><br /> Father: shameful results! do u alwz get such low marks?<br />Son: no,only whn i take exams;)<br /><br /> Guest: will these stairs take me 2 d 2nd floor?<br />Boy: no, u’ll hav 2 walk aswell:)<br /><br /> Girl: i hav changd my mind.<br />Boy: thank God! does new 1 works better?;)<(‘.’) <br /> </div>

Funny Questions Sms - Smart Answers

Smart Answers Teachr: r u chew in gum? Stdnt: no,m john smith :) Husband: v r hvng mother 4 dinner 2nite. Wyf: make sure she is well co...

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Funny Questions Sms - Agar aap se kaha jaye k

<div class="post-content-text"> TEST…<br /><span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD10">Agar</span> aap se kaha jaye k, “chaar zero ek sath” likh k dikhayen, to aap kese likhen ge?<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> 0000<br /> .<br /> aisey?<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> g nai<br /> .<br /> .<br /> 4017 :D<br /> </div>

Funny Questions Sms - Agar aap se kaha jaye k

TEST… Agar aap se kaha jaye k, “chaar zero ek sath” likh k dikhayen, to aap kese likhen ge? . . . . 0000 . aisey? . . . . g...

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Funny Questions Sms - Agar basanti ki mausi

<div class="post-content-text"> Agar basanti ki mausi<br /><br /> thakur ko raakhi bandhe to<br /><br /> basanti thakur ka kya rishta hua?<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Apna kaam kro Koi rishta nhi bnta<br /><br /> thakur k haath hi nhi thay.<br /> </div>

Funny Questions Sms - Agar basanti ki mausi

Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko raakhi bandhe to basanti thakur ka kya rishta hua? . . Apna kaam kro Koi rishta nhi bnta thakur k ...

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Funny Questions Sms - Six Brilliant Doubts

<div class="post-content-text"> Six Brilliant Doubts:<br /> 1. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?<br /><br /> 2. When dog food is new with improved taste, who tests it?<br /><br /> 3. If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD7">plane crash</span>, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?<br /><br /> 4. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?<br /><br /> 5. Can you cry under water?<br /><br /> 6. Why do people say “you’ve been working like a dog” when dogs just sit<br />around all day??<br /> </div>

Funny Questions Sms - Six Brilliant Doubts

Six Brilliant Doubts: 1. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? 2. When dog food is new with improve...

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Funny Questions Sms - Warning Read at ur own risk b carefu

<div class="post-content-text"> Most Dangerous P.J. ever-<br />( Warning- Read at ur own risk, b careful )<br /><br /> Agar <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD6">Honey Bee</span> U.S. Chali jaye toh usse kya kahenge..?<br />.<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> “USB”;-><br /> </div>

Funny Questions Sms - Warning Read at ur own risk b carefu

Most Dangerous P.J. ever- ( Warning- Read at ur own risk, b careful ) Agar Honey Bee U.S. Chali jaye toh usse kya kahenge..? . . . ...

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Funny Questions Sms - Kya aaj k zamane main

Question:<br />Kya aaj k zamane main bagair dolat k mohabbatt ki ja sakti hai<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Ji han lakin ye sahulat sirf larkion ko hasil hai.

Funny Questions Sms - Kya aaj k zamane main

Question: Kya aaj k zamane main bagair dolat k mohabbatt ki ja sakti hai . . . Ji han lakin ye sahulat sirf larkion ko hasil hai.

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Funny Questions Sms - Full Inteligent

<div class="post-content-text"> 1 <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD3">student college</span> mai admision lene gya.<br /><br /> Test lene wale ne kaha: Mai tum se 1 mushkil swal poochun ya 10<br />aasaan swal?<br /><br /> Student: 1 mushkil swal<br /><br /> Teacher: Batao din pehle aata hy ya raat?<br /><br /> Student: Din<br /><br /> Teachr: Wo kese?<br /><br /> Studet: Excuse me sir! Ye aap ne doosra sawal pooch lia hy:D<br /><br /> <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD9">Full</span> Inteligent. .<br /><('.')<br /> /"/> tXt<br />_/”\_KiLLEr<br /> </div>

Funny Questions Sms - Full Inteligent

1 student college mai admision lene gya. Test lene wale ne kaha: Mai tum se 1 mushkil swal poochun ya 10 aasaan swal? Student: 1 mus...

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Funny Questions Sms - Agr apko 18 sal ki larki

<div class="post-content-text"> Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr slam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?<br /> <br />Us ki achi tarbiat..<br /><br /> Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro =P ;-><br /> </div>

Funny Questions Sms - Agr apko 18 sal ki larki

Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr slam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi? Us ki achi tarbiat.. Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha...

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Funny Questions Sms - Amazing interview questions

<div class="post-content-text"> Interviewer: There are 500<br />bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD10">How many</span> are left?<br /><br /> Applicant: That’s easy, 499<br /> Interviewer: <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD9">What are</span> the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?<br /><br /> Applicant: Open the fridge.<br />Put the elephant in.<br />Close the fridge.<br /><br /> Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?<br /><br /> Applicant: Open the fridge.<br />Take the elephant out.<br />Put the deer in.<br />Close the fridge.<br /><br /> Interviewer: It’s lion’s birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?<br /><br /> Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.<br /><br /> Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD7">crocodiles</span>?<br /><br /> Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion’s birthday.<br /> Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old lady still died.<br />Why?<br /><br /> Applicant: Err….I guess she drowned?<br /><br /> Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.<br /> </div>

Funny Questions Sms - Amazing interview questions

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left? Applicant: That’s easy, 499 Interviewer: What ...

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Funny Questions Sms - 2 aurton ko 20 sal ki saza

“2 aurton ko 20 sal ki saza mli 20 sal ek 7 jail me guzarne k bad jb 2no<br />riha hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha:<br />“Chalo ab baqi baten ghr phnch kr krte hyn” ;

Funny Questions Sms - 2 aurton ko 20 sal ki saza

“2 aurton ko 20 sal ki saza mli 20 sal ek 7 jail me guzarne k bad jb 2no riha hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha: “Chalo ab baqi baten ghr ph...

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Funny Questions Sms - Jalebi” Ko English Mein “SYRUP FILLED RING

<div class="post-content-text"> “Knowledge”<br />“Jalebi” Ko English Mein “SYRUP FILLED RING”<br />Aur<br /><br />“Pakoray” Ko English main “FRITTERS” Kehte Hein<br /><br /> Kuch seekh lo yar.har waqt pochtay rehte ho sabse<br />(-,-)<br /><br />_//_<br />Main tou bachpan se hi intelligent hon;-)B-)<br />( ‘.’)/’<br />/) (<br />_/ /_<br />Ab batao beta k chocolate ko urdu me kia khte hain<br /> </div>

Funny Questions Sms - Jalebi” Ko English Mein “SYRUP FILLED RING

“Knowledge” “Jalebi” Ko English Mein “SYRUP FILLED RING” Aur “Pakoray” Ko English main “FRITTERS” Kehte Hein Kuch seekh lo yar.har waqt...

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Funny Jokes Sms - Height of Good Luck

<div class="post-content-text"> Height of Good Luck….!…<br /><br /> Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Student: Who? Me?<br /><br /> Teacher: Very good…..Sit down :D<br /> </div>

Funny Jokes Sms - Height of Good Luck

Height of Good Luck….!… Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns. . . . . . Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very good…..Sit down :D ...

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Funny Jokes Sms - accountant job in newspaper

Saw an ad in the newspaper : Need Accountant, 15000Rs – 20000Rs.<br /><br />So I called and told them the <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD9">answer</span> is -5000Rs…

Funny Jokes Sms - accountant job in newspaper

Saw an ad in the newspaper : Need Accountant, 15000Rs – 20000Rs. So I called and told them the answer is -5000Rs…

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Funny Jokes Sms - Dad can I have 50Rs

<div class="post-content-text"> Me: Dad can I have 50Rs?<br /><br /> Dad: 40Rs? What do you need 30Rs for? 20Rs is more than enough!<br />Here’s 10Rs now give your brother half… <br /> </div>

Funny Jokes Sms - Dad can I have 50Rs

Me: Dad can I have 50Rs? Dad: 40Rs? What do you need 30Rs for? 20Rs is more than enough! Here’s 10Rs now give your brother half… ...

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Funny Jokes Sms - Viber’ use karti ho

<div class="post-content-text"> Me: ‘Viber’ use karti ho ?<br /><br /> She: Nahin ‘Jhaaru’ use karti hon..Paani zyada ho to Viper bhi…<br /><br /> Me: Delete Viber ‘Burns Mobile.’ <br /> </div>

Funny Jokes Sms - Viber’ use karti ho

Me: ‘Viber’ use karti ho ? She: Nahin ‘Jhaaru’ use karti hon..Paani zyada ho to Viper bhi… Me: Delete Viber ‘Burns Mobile.’ ...

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Funny Jokes Sms - guy is such a sweetheart

“This guy is such a sweetheart, And he loves me! I am going to treat him<br />like my brother”.<br />>> Girls…

Funny Jokes Sms - guy is such a sweetheart

“This guy is such a sweetheart, And he loves me! I am going to treat him like my brother”. >> Girls…

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Funny Jokes Sms - Do you swallow

<div class="post-content-text"> I went up to a girl and asked “Do you swallow?”<br /><br /> She replied shocked “No”.<br /><br /> Me ” Then how the fudge does the food get to your stomach? <br /> </div>

Funny Jokes Sms - Do you swallow

I went up to a girl and asked “Do you swallow?” She replied shocked “No”. Me ” Then how the fudge does the food get to your stomach? ...

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Eid Sms - Eid Ane Wali hai

Eid (‘.’)<br />ane *==))==*<br />wali __/ L<br />Hai<br />jis jis ne hume Eid mubark kehna ho.<br />wo line me lag jain<br /> (‘.’) (‘.’) (‘.’) (‘.’)<br /><)) <)) <)) <))<br /> LL LL LL LL<br /> (‘.’) (‘.’) (‘.’)<br /><)) <)) <))<br /> LL LL LL<br />Braye mhrbani 1,2sry ko dhaky mat dain<br />Jo rah jain wo kal tashreef ly ayen<br />Eid mein abi 4 din hain.

Eid Sms - Eid Ane Wali hai

Eid (‘.’) ane *==))==* wali __/ L Hai jis jis ne hume Eid mubark kehna ho. wo line me lag jain (‘.’) (‘.’) (‘.’) (‘.’) <)) <...

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