Sardar Sms - Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:<br /><br /> Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?<br /><br /> Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.<br /><br /> Sardar: Lo Batao,<br /><br /> Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)<br /> </div></div>

Sardar Sms - Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya: Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi. Sardar: Lo Batao, Kitni ...

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Sardar Sms - Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> *Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?<br /><br /> Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.<br />Sardar: Kon?<br />Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo<br /><br /> Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)<br /> </div></div>

Sardar Sms - Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay

*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay? Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn. Sardar: Kon? Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera ...

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Sardar Sms - Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.<br /><br /> “Mun Me Pani Aana”<br /><br /> Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko<br />Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,<br /><br /> Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.<br /> </div></div>

Sardar Sms - Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo

Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo. “Mun Me Pani Aana” Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya, Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya. ...

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Sardar Sms - Sardar apni shadi pe

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai?<br /><br /> Sardar: Mere susral ne <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD8">Barat</span> pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai Abba<br />mujhe le jata hai ya nahi<br /> </div></div>

Sardar Sms - Sardar apni shadi pe

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai? Sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai Abba muj...

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Sardar Sms - Yoon Khaali Palkein Jhuka Dene

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Yoon Khaali Palkei’n Jhuka Dene Se Neend Nahi Aati<br /><br /> Sotey Wohi Log Hyb Jin k Liye Koi Jaag Raha Hota Hy<br /> </div></div>

Sardar Sms - Yoon Khaali Palkein Jhuka Dene

Yoon Khaali Palkei’n Jhuka Dene Se Neend Nahi Aati Sotey Wohi Log Hyb Jin k Liye Koi Jaag Raha Hota Hy

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Sardar Sms - ISHAQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD3">TEACHER</span> : Ek Aisa Sentense<br />Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,<br /><span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD6">PUNJABI</span> Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi<br />Use Hua Ho<br />.<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH<br /><span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD4">NO ENTRY</span> …. =P =D<br /> </div></div>

Sardar Sms - ISHAQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY

TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI , PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho . . . . . . SANTA : ISHAQ DI GAL...

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Sardar Sms - My internet is not working properly

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Sardar ring a call centre:<br />My internet is <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD2">not working</span> properly<br /> Officer:<br />Ok<br />Double click on “My computer”<br /> Sardar:<br />I can’t see ur computer<br /> Officer:<br />No no<br />click on “My computer” on ur computer<br /> Sardar:<br /><span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD1">How can I</span> click on ur computer from my computer?<br /> Officer:<br />listen<br />There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on ur computer<br />Ok<br />double click on it<br /> Sardar:<br />what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer…?<br /> Officer:<br />Double click on ur computer<br /> Sardar:<br />On which Icon i’ve to click<br /> Officer:<br />“My Computer”<br /> Sardar:<br />Oh Pa G<br />Tell me where is ur house. I’ll come there and click on ur “My Computer.” :-)<br /> </div></div>

Sardar Sms - My internet is not working properly

Sardar ring a call centre: My internet is not working properly Officer: Ok Double click on “My computer” Sardar: I can’t see ur compu...

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Sorry Sms - I am sorry

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">If my t0mOr0w never c0ms,<br />Im s0ry,<br />f0r al the mean thngs I might hav said..<br />Im s0ry,<br />f0r al the thngs I did 0r didnt d0..<br />Im s0ry,<br />If I ever ign0red u..<br />Im s0ry,<br />If I ever made u feel bad 0r put u d0wn..<br />Im S0ry,<br />If I ever th0t I was bigger 0r better than u..<br />Im S0ry,<br />f0r everything wr0ng I’ve ever d0ne..<br />Im writing this bec0z wat if my t0m0r0w never c0mes?<br />Wat if I never get a chance t0 say gudbye or wat if I never get to say SoRy!</div>

Sorry Sms - I am sorry

If my t0mOr0w never c0ms, Im s0ry, f0r al the mean thngs I might hav said.. Im s0ry, f0r al the thngs I did 0r didnt d0.. Im s0ry, If I ever...

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Sorry Sms - Saying Sorry

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">saying sorry is the purest cure of <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD7">all heart</span> aches and heart breaks! Admit<br />to yourself that you have done wrong and say sorry. It does not only<br />touches the heart but also touches the soul. It’s the greatest thing to do<br />that will give you the greatest feeling to enjoy. :) </div>

Sorry Sms - Saying Sorry

saying sorry is the purest cure of all heart aches and heart breaks! Admit to yourself that you have done wrong and say sorry. It does not...

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Sorry Sms - try and forget it

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> It takes a second to make a mistake,<br /><br /> but a lifetime to<br /><br /> try and forget it<br /><br /> was your fault. <br /> </div></div>

Sorry Sms - try and forget it

It takes a second to make a mistake, but a lifetime to try and forget it was your fault.

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Sorry Sms - I Wont 4give You

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> 4give You Again ???<br />For All The Times You Made Me Cry??<br />For All The Things You Said About Me?<br />For All The Crap You Started?<br />For Stabing Me In <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD5">The Back</span>??<br />No I Wont 4give You , <br /> Not This Time <br /> </div></div>

Sorry Sms - I Wont 4give You

4give You Again ??? For All The Times You Made Me Cry?? For All The Things You Said About Me? For All The Crap You Started? For Stabing ...

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Sorry Sms - I will love you always

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">I know i’m not a perfect friend,<br />You’re broken heart, i’ve tried to mend.<br />Instead i made you hurt and cry,<br />Maybe i should say goodbye.<br />Would it be better for me to go?,<br />I asked you, and you said “No”.<br />Why say no when i hurt you so bad,<br />But believe me,<br />you’re not <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD4">the only one</span> that’s sad.<br />I made <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD8">my best friend</span> hurt like mad,<br />If i left would you be glad?.<br /><span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD7">Deep in</span> my heart,<br />I’ll always know,<br />I’ll love you always,<br />Even if i go! </div>

Sorry Sms - I will love you always

I know i’m not a perfect friend, You’re broken heart, i’ve tried to mend. Instead i made you hurt and cry, Maybe i should say goodbye. Would...

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Sorry Sms - tears you made me cry

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Understand that no matter<br /><br /> how many times you say<br /><br /> you’re sorry <br /> it wont wash away all <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD8">the</span> <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD7">pain</span><br /><span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD7"> </span> <br /> and hurt you caused<br /><br /> and the tears you <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD10">made</span> me cry. <br /> </div></div>

Sorry Sms - tears you made me cry

Understand that no matter how many times you say you’re sorry it wont wash away all the pain   and hurt you caused and the tears ...

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Sorry Sms - breaking of my heart

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">I forgave your <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD9">broken</span> <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD3">promises</span>,<br />I forgave you from the start.<br />But one thing I won’t forgive,<br />Is your breaking of my heart. </div>

Sorry Sms - breaking of my heart

I forgave your broken promises , I forgave you from the start. But one thing I won’t forgive, Is your breaking of my heart.

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Sorry Sms - Please Forgive Me

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> I Know How Angry You Are …<br /><br /> &<br /><br /> What You Must Be Going Through<br /><br /> So i Hope , You Know<br /><br /> How Sorry I Am For All<br /><br /> That Happens Between Us …<br /><br /> <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD1">Please Forgive Me</span> <br /> </div></div>

Sorry Sms - Please Forgive Me

I Know How Angry You Are … & What You Must Be Going Through So i Hope , You Know How Sorry I Am For All That Happens Between Us...

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Sorry Sms - I hurt people

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">I felt ashamed for what I had done.<br />I don’t have any excuses.<br />I did what I did.<br />I take full responsibility for myself and my actions.<br />I wouldn’t pawn this off on anybody.<br />I’m sorry it happened.<br />And I hurt people. </div>

Sorry Sms - I hurt people

I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don’t have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility for myself and my actions. I woul...

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Sorry Sms - Can Start By Saying

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> I Don’t Know Quite<br /><br /> <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD3">How To Make</span> Things Better Between Us<br /><br /> I Can Start By Saying<br /><br /> I’m Sorry<br /><br /> I Really Am ..<br /> </div></div>

Sorry Sms - Can Start By Saying

I Don’t Know Quite How To Make Things Better Between Us I Can Start By Saying I’m Sorry I Really Am ..

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Sorry Sms - Sorry For Hurting You

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> What I Did Was <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD10">Foolish</span> & <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD6">Impulsive</span><br /><span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD6"> </span> <br /> If I Cud Take It All Back I’d Do This So Instant<br /><br /> I Truly Didn’t Mean To Hurt You In Any Way<br /><br /> I’m Sorry For Hurting You <br /> </div></div>

Sorry Sms - Sorry For Hurting You

What I Did Was Foolish & Impulsive   If I Cud Take It All Back I’d Do This So Instant I Truly Didn’t Mean To Hurt You In Any Way...

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Sorry Sms - Im Sorry n trust me

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> “I’m Sorry”<br />n<br />“<span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD2">Trust</span> Me”<br />Are the 2 most overly used<br /><span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD9">phrases</span>.<br /> Don’t tell me you’re Sorry,<br />Show me you are ! !<br /> Don’t tell <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD5">me to</span> Trust you<br />Show me that I can !!<br /> </div></div>

Sorry Sms - Im Sorry n trust me

“I’m Sorry” n “ Trust Me” Are the 2 most overly used phrases . Don’t tell me you’re Sorry, Show me you are ! ! Don’t tell me to Trus...

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Rain Sms - sorry tez hawa ki vja

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> H p<br />A p<br /> y<br /> A n<br />R y<br /> I<br /> D A Y<br /> “sorry tez hawa ki vja se words urty hoye aye”!!<br />Enj0y!<br /> </div></div>

Rain Sms - sorry tez hawa ki vja

H p A p y A n R y I D A Y “sorry tez hawa ki vja se words urty hoye aye”!! Enj0y! ...

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