Pathan Sms - dr sahab meray betay

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Pathan:dr sahab meray betay ne chabi nigal li hai.<br />Dr:Kab?<br />Khan:3 months pehlay<br />Dr:Tm abi tak kia kr rhy thy?<br />Pthan:Hum <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD1">duplicate</span> chabi use kr rhay thay..:-)</div>

Pathan Sms - dr sahab meray betay

Pathan:dr sahab meray betay ne chabi nigal li hai. Dr:Kab? Khan:3 months pehlay Dr:Tm abi tak kia kr rhy thy? Pthan:Hum duplicate chabi use...

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Pathan Sms - Khocha Khan apna

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Khocha Khan apna Mobile Qabristan men dfna rha tha.<br />.<br />Man: Ye kya kr rhe ho?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Khocha Khan: Yaara dukan <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD9">wale</span> ne kha he k Mobile DEAD ho gya he . = p<br />;-></div>

Pathan Sms - Khocha Khan apna

Khocha Khan apna Mobile Qabristan men dfna rha tha. . Man: Ye kya kr rhe ho? . . . . Khocha Khan: Yaara dukan wale ne kha he k Mobile DEAD ...

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Pathan Sms - pakistan k kitny soobay hay

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">ustaad pathan se pakistan k kitny soobay hay?<br />pathan (4)<br />ustaad sahabash un k naam batao pathan: mashrik, maghrib, shumal,<br />junoob.</div>

Pathan Sms - pakistan k kitny soobay hay

ustaad pathan se pakistan k kitny soobay hay? pathan (4) ustaad sahabash un k naam batao pathan: mashrik, maghrib, shumal, junoob.

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Pathan Sms - Allama Iqbal Kaha Peda Huwe

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> Teacher Pathan Se: Batao Allama Iqbal Kaha Peda Huwe oR Unhone Kaha<br />Taleem Hasil Ki?<br /><br /> PATHAN : Wo Hospital Men Peda Huwe oR School Men Taleem Hasil Ki,<br /> ;-)<br /> </div></div>

Pathan Sms - Allama Iqbal Kaha Peda Huwe

Teacher Pathan Se: Batao Allama Iqbal Kaha Peda Huwe oR Unhone Kaha Taleem Hasil Ki? PATHAN : Wo Hospital Men Peda Huwe oR School Men T...

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Pathan Sms - New Teacher

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="post-content-text"> New <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD7">Teacher</span>:<br />“Anbody Who Thinks He Is Stupid,<br />stand Up”<br /><br /> Pathan Stoodup<br /> Teacher: R U Stupid?<br /><br /> Pathan: Nhi<br />Ap Akeli Khari Theen MuJhe Acha Nhi Lagrha Tha =P ;-><br /> </div></div>

Pathan Sms - New Teacher

New Teacher : “Anbody Who Thinks He Is Stupid, stand Up” Pathan Stoodup Teacher: R U Stupid? Pathan: Nhi Ap Akeli Khari Theen MuJhe A...

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Kiss Sms - Kiss Deni He To Do Warna Dimagh Na Khao

<div class="post-content-text"> <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD7">A Sweet</span> Story<br /><br /> Once A Girl Asked A Boy:<br />Why We Have Units To <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD8">Measure</span> Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance<br />Etc. But Nothing To Meaure Love, Trust, Friendship. Why?<br /><br /> Boy Thought For A While, Took Her In Arms, Looked <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD4">In Her</span> Deep Eyes<br />And Said:<br />Dekho Meri Jan!<br /><br /> Kiss Deni He To Do Warna Dimagh Na Khao:-D <br /> </div>

Kiss Sms - Kiss Deni He To Do Warna Dimagh Na Khao

A Sweet Story Once A Girl Asked A Boy: Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance Etc. But Nothing To Meaure...

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Pathan Sms - 1 Pathan ne Shadi

<div class="post-content-text"> 1 Pathan ne Shadi k liye 1 Zaheen Larki Talash ki…<br />Lekin us Larki ne Shadi se inkar ker diya…<br />.<br /> .<br />Kyon…?<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Kyon k wo Waqai Zaheen thi . . = p ;-><br /> </div>

Pathan Sms - 1 Pathan ne Shadi

1 Pathan ne Shadi k liye 1 Zaheen Larki Talash ki… Lekin us Larki ne Shadi se inkar ker diya… . . Kyon…? . . Kyon k wo Waqai Zaheen ...

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Pathan Sms - Allama Iqbal Kaha Peda Huwe

<div class="post-content-text"> Teacher Pathan Se: Batao Allama Iqbal Kaha Peda Huwe oR Unhone Kaha<br />Taleem Hasil Ki?<br /> <br />PATHAN : Wo <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD9">Hospital</span> Men Peda Huwe oR School Men Taleem Hasil Ki,<br />;-)<br /> </div>

Pathan Sms - Allama Iqbal Kaha Peda Huwe

Teacher Pathan Se: Batao Allama Iqbal Kaha Peda Huwe oR Unhone Kaha Taleem Hasil Ki? PATHAN : Wo Hospital Men Peda Huwe oR School Men ...

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Pathan Sms - New Teacher

<div class="post-content-text"> New <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD6">Teacher</span>:<br />“Anbody Who Thinks He Is Stupid,<br />stand Up”<br /><br /> Pathan Stoodup<br /><br /> Teacher: R U Stupid?<br /><br /> Pathan: Nhi<br />Ap Akeli Khari Theen MuJhe Acha Nhi Lagrha Tha =P ;-><br /> </div>

Pathan Sms - New Teacher

New Teacher : “Anbody Who Thinks He Is Stupid, stand Up” Pathan Stoodup Teacher: R U Stupid? Pathan: Nhi Ap Akeli Khari Theen MuJhe A...

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Pathan Sms - 1 patan ne jali note

<div class="post-content-text"> 1 patan ne jali note banaya orr Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gaya<br />Jab dukandar ko dia tou dukandar ne kaha:<br />Iski tou topi nahi hay.<br /><br /> Pathan <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD5">Bola</span>:<br />Ye Quaid-e-azam lala ki garmion ki tasveer hay…=P;-><br /> </div>

Pathan Sms - 1 patan ne jali note

1 patan ne jali note banaya orr Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gaya Jab dukandar ko dia tou dukandar ne kaha: Iski tou topi nahi hay. Patha...

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Pathan Sms - Yara hum bohat preshan hai

<div class="post-content-text"> Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai<br /><br /> Dost: Kyun khan sahab?<br /><br /> Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD4">number</span> se miss call de<br /><span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD8">raha</span> hai…=P;-><br /> </div>

Pathan Sms - Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai Dost: Kyun khan sahab? Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de rah...

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Pathan Sms - Doctor ne pathan

<div class="post-content-text"> Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar wo roz 3 km chalay to 1 saal mein<br />50 kg wazan kam ho jayega.<br /><br /> 1 saal baad pathan ne doctor ko call ki: wazan to kam ho gayi magar 1<br />problm ho gayee.<br /><br /> Dr: wat problm.<br /><br /> Pathan: khocha <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD10">ham</span> apna ghar se 1100km door pohanch gya ho… ;-><br /> </div>

Pathan Sms - Doctor ne pathan

Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar wo roz 3 km chalay to 1 saal mein 50 kg wazan kam ho jayega. 1 saal baad pathan ne doctor ko call k...

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Pathan Sms - Pathan Vs Sardar

<div class="post-content-text"> Pathan Vs Sardar<br /><br /> Pathan 2 sardar: Bakre ki zubaan pakai hai khao ge ?<br /><br /> Sardar: <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD3">Main</span> mun se nikli hui cheez nahi khata.<br /><br /> Pathan: To phir anda bana don… ;-><br /> </div>

Pathan Sms - Pathan Vs Sardar

Pathan Vs Sardar Pathan 2 sardar: Bakre ki zubaan pakai hai khao ge ? Sardar: Main mun se nikli hui cheez nahi khata. Pathan: To phi...

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Pathan Sms - Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache

<div class="post-content-text"> Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya<br /><br /> Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?<br /><br /> Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi ;-><br /> </div>

Pathan Sms - Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai? Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 ...

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Pathan Sms - Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka

<div class="post-content-text"> Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:<br /><br /> Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,<br /><br /> K<br /><br /> Usay Yaad Aaya<br /><br /> K<br /><br /> Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)<br /> </div>

Pathan Sms - Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka

Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya: Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha, K Usay Yaad Aaya K Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-) ...

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Pathan Sms - Pathan Interview Dene Gaya office k gate per

<div class="post-content-text"> Pathan <span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD6">Interview</span> Dene Gaya Office k gate per ja k bola:<br />May I come In Sir ?<br />OFICER: Wait Plz<br /> Pathan: 80 KG <br /> </div>

Pathan Sms - Pathan Interview Dene Gaya office k gate per

Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office k gate per ja k bola: May I come In Sir ? OFICER: Wait Plz Pathan: 80 KG

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Pathan Sms - Pathan MobiLe Company Me

Pathan Mob?Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya:<br />PehLe H? SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ?haga D?ya<br />SawaL Tha?<br />Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy?<br />Pathan<br /><span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD1">Cartoon</span> Network

Pathan Sms - Pathan MobiLe Company Me

Pathan Mob?Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya: PehLe H? SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ?haga D?ya SawaL Tha? Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy? Pa...

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Pathan Sms - 5 Phatan Mil kAr

<div class="post-content-text"> 5 Phatan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKistaN ko dHika lAga rEhay tHay,<br /><br /> eK adMi nE pOcha kYa kAr rEhay ho ?<br /><br /> PHaTaNoN nE kAha :<br /><br /> Hamare Ustad ne kaha hAi k Pakistan kO le kaR Agy bHaRo . ;-)<br /> </div>

Pathan Sms - 5 Phatan Mil kAr

5 Phatan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKistaN ko dHika lAga rEhay tHay, eK adMi nE pOcha kYa kAr rEhay ho ? PHaTaNoN nE kAha : Hamare Ustad ne ka...

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Pathan Sms - 1 Pathan Ko Road pe

<div class="post-content-text"> 1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila<br />Jis par likha tha,,<br />.<br />.<br />. “Eid Mubarak”<br /> PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola<br /> “khair Mubarak” ;p : )<br /> </div>

Pathan Sms - 1 Pathan Ko Road pe

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila Jis par likha tha,, . . . “Eid Mubarak” PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola “kha...

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Pathan Sms - Ek pathan ne new car li

<div class="post-content-text"> Ek pathan ne new car li<br />aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan<br />g!!!<br /> pathan bola full kar do:-D<br /> </div>

Pathan Sms - Ek pathan ne new car li

Ek pathan ne new car li aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!! pathan bola full kar do:-D ...

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